OK, that's unfair. Orton looked more like Rex Grossman in his Denver debut, with three interceptions on three consecutive possessions.
We will be told not to read too much into the Bears' 27-20 loss Saturday night to the Buffalo Bills. Fine. But we're also told that at many positions, game performance will have the biggest impact on the final roster; that winning is important any time someone is keeping score; that we're going to see a ball come out of the hands of Cutler that is so much more special than anything we've ever seen from a Bears QB, it will be dressed in black tie and tails.
So excuse us for being a little disappointed.
Cutler, looking hard for Devin Hester in his four possessions, threw behind him in the first series; was intercepted on a jump pass that Hester watched float into the hands of cornerback Leodis McKelvin in the second; and had his third-down pass intended for Hester in the end zone deflected by Buffalo linebacker Nic Harris on his final play of the night.
That was nearly Cutler's third pick of the game. His second pick almost came on the third series, when his arm was hit as he released the ball on an attempt over the middle to Earl Bennett. Instead, it hit the Bills' Reggie Corner directly on the numbers, but he dropped it.
And the bright spots for The Franchise?
Cutler completed a 20-yard comebacker to Hester and a nice 30-yard catch-and-run to a wide-open Desmond Clark on two separate series. Cutler also led the Bears on a scoring drive on that last possession -- a 23-yard field goal by Robbie Gould following the deflection by Harris.
Oh yes, and Cutler's No. 6 is the No. 1 seller among all NFL jerseys.
For the night -- um, quarter -- Cutler was 5-of-10 for 64 yards and one interception, with a 30.8 passer rating.
"Over the next couple weeks, we'll really start picking it up, start game-planning and go deeper into games," Cutler commented at halftime. "That's when we'll get a much better feel for where we're headed and what we've got."
But God help Cutler and any other quarterback wearing the orange and blue if it does not.
Bears backup Caleb Hanie, playing with considerably less protection than Cutler enjoyed, was 8-of-11 for 87 yards and one touchdown for a 125.9 passer rating.
Of course, it could've been worse. Bears third-string quarterback Brett Basanez watched his first Bears pass on his first Bears snap bounce off the hands of fellow rookie Johnny Knox and into the grasp of defensive end Ellis Lankster. Basanez then watched his second NFL pass also get picked off by Lankster, who took both to the Chicago 4-yard line, each time setting up a Buffalo touchdown.
Welcome to the NFL, indeed.
Basanez had one more interception on the night as well as a touchdown pass. And the Bills, albeit playing their second game of the preseason, looked sharper than they had any business looking, with 16 more minutes of possession time, 27 more offensive plays and 150 more yards of total offense.
On a Bears defense that is a very large wild card this season, there were missed tackles and just two sacks -- one on a corner blitz and one due to good coverage.
"We're not ready for prime time yet as a football team," said Bears coach Lovie Smith.
Fortunately, said Cutler, there is ample time before the Bears' season opener.
"If we come out and play like this against Green Bay," he said, "we'll have some problems."
At the very least, jersey sales could suffer.
Melissa Isaacson is a columnist for ESPNChicago.com.