Scuffling Cubs remain a mystery

Updated: May 29, 2009, 2:02 AM ET
By Gene Wojciechowski | ESPN.com

I don't know who's more clueless: Carlos Zambrano or the genius who put a Gatorade dispenser in the middle of the cramped concrete dungeon that is the Chicago Cubs' dugout.

In the past few days, the poor machine has gotten Pacquiao'd by Cubs starter Ryan Dempster and then beaten into a plastic-y pulp by the working end of Zambrano's maple bat. Any more Cubs drama, and the dispenser is going to need police protection.

"Oh, merry May," said manager Lou Piniella, who has to be ...

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