Kane can rehab image on ice

Alleged incident worsens an already awful Hawks offseason

Originally Published: August 10, 2009
By Jon Greenberg | ESPNChicago.com

Did you hear the one about Patrick Kane?

Well, he's off the cover of EA Sports' "NHL '10." Yup, now he's going to be on "Grand Theft Auto: Buffalo Nights."

Maybe the problem was that he's been taking tipping lessons from Scottie Pippen. And charm school from Albert Belle. With this kind of fiscal rectitude, he would've fit right in with the late "Dollar" Bill Wirtz.

Of course, the allegations against the Blackhawks star forward are no laughing matter. ...

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