CHICAGO -- The White Sox lost again to the Minnesota Twins on Thursday. In other breaking news, the sun set in the West, the Sox lost to an AL Central team and drew less than 30,000 fans to U.S. Cellular Field.
Welcome to Soxtember, when you'll catch a cold before the White Sox catch the Twins.
The Sox started the month in striking distance of Minnesota. Now, after a home sweep by the playoff-bound Twins, all that's left is a team blindfold and cigarette.