CHICAGO -- Derrick Rose should be wearing a Miami Heat uni. He knows it. Pat Riley knows it. Most of all, the Chicago Bulls know it.
Rose's Bulls jersey number ought to be changed from 1 to 1.7. That's because the Bulls had a 98.3 percent chance of NOT getting the first pick in the 2008 NBA draft lottery. Or in guy terms, you have a better chance of a Hooters server asking for your phone number than the Bulls did of getting that top pick.