Golf comes up aces: Tiger, Rocco save world of sports
Updated: June 19, 2008, 2:53 PM ETBy Gene Wojciechowski | ESPN.com
Take that, NASCAR and your two good ol' boy employees who allegedly like to wave more than a checkered flag for fun.Take that, Tim Donaghy, you radioactive weasel. And you too, NBA, for giving us the tiniest of reasons to listen to him. Take that, Chad Johnson and your insufferable bitching; Chris Henry and your one-for-the-thumb arrest record; Jeremy Shockey and your grudges. You've been replaced. That's because the solar system's best golfer, Tiger Woods, and a 45-year-old walking smile named Rocco Mediate flipped the switch on the sports garbage disposal Monday. Feel the churn. Gone was the backwash of a $225 million racial and sexual harassment lawsuit brought against NASCAR, as well as the lingering and toxic accusations of refs fixing NBA games. And for at least one afternoon, nobody seemed to care about the usual contract-related and police-blotter player updates. Just when you want to take a grout brush to the caked-on sludge of the daily sports headlines, along comes the improbable hazmat team of the No. 1- and No. 158-ranked golfers in the world. And it all happens at a major. In an 18-hole playoff. On a course so gorgeous Angelina Jolie asks it for beauty tips. Tiger and Rocco. Sounds like two guys who break thumbs for a living. But thank goodness they were around these past few days. Without them, we'd be stuck on the Willie Randolph Pink Slip Watch. Woods won the 108th U.S. Open on Monday and once again was caught cheating on wife Elin. Cameras captured him kissing the USGA's silver trophy. At least it played hard to get: 72 holes of regulation, 18 playoff holes and one sudden-death hole before falling hard for Woods. In the process, we learned a little bit more about Woods, and a lot more about Mediate. Together, they managed to remind us why sports is still worth the effort. I watched 5½ holes of the playoff while waiting near a food kiosk at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. My flight to Tampa, Fla., was delayed, so I sat on the edge of a huge potted plant as Woods' 3-stroke lead morphed into a 1-stroke deficit. But here's the thing: It wasn't just me sitting there. I turned around, and there was a guy crouched below the palm fronds. A woman sat on the floor to my right. A father and son stood to my left. Before long, there were about 20 of us in a semicircle -- businesspeople, tourists, flight crews, ticket agents -- all watching an ancient TV with spotty reception that featured a series of Zorro-like slashes on the picture. A handful of us had to board before it was finished. When I left the TV, Woods was in the fairway on No. 18 and Mediate was in the rough. That's all we knew as they shut the cabin door. "I want Tiger to win," said one of the businessmen who had stood nearby, "but I don't want Rocco to lose." That's how pure the U.S. Open was. You rooted for the underdog and the big dog. You rooted for the guy wearing red, which just happened to be both Woods and Mediate. You rooted for the prodigy going after his 14th career major (and 12th since 2000), and for a middle-aged Open qualifier thisclose to his first-ever biggie. Everybody knows the statistic that counts: Nobody has ever overtaken Woods in a major when he owns the 54-hole lead. The fact has been beaten into us more times than those dumb Lexus TV ads (and Raymond Floyd is sitting in the backseat why, exactly?). But Mediate, a fidgety everyman who leads the Tour in self-deprecating humor, honesty and words per minute, almost made the impossible possible. He would have become the oldest winner of a U.S. Open, ended his 0-for-44 majors streak and earned his first victory in six years.
Yet when all golf hell was breaking around him, Mediate turned to an NBC on-course announcer and said, "Isn't this fun?" Fun? It ought to get an Emmy for Best Drama. It almost became the third-biggest upset in U.S. Open history. And if it had been anybody but Woods, Mediate might have been the one smooching the trophy at day's end. The 1950s had Hogan, the '60s Palmer, the '70s and '80s Nicklaus and then Watson, the '90s Faldo and then Woods, the 2000s almost all Woods. Seriously, Nike screwed up on its slogans. "We Are All Witnesses" should belong to Tiger, not LeBron James. If there is a more compelling athlete than Woods, I'd like to see him. Even if you don't know the difference between a lob wedge and a wedge of lettuce, you watch Woods. He is the leading cause of goose bumps. Kobe Bryant? Close, very close, but not there yet. A-Rod? He has his moments, but not enough of them. Roger Federer? Dominant, but not even a Roger Slam to his credit. So, nope, no one delivers the goods like Tiger. He is the surest thing in sports since $8 concession stand beers. And Monday, he limped closer to Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 major victories. Woods, with the help of some painkilling meds, overcame a car trunk's worth of obstacles to win this thing. This one ought to count as 1½ majors. First, there was that surgically repaired left knee of his. No problem. All he had to do was pretend someone wasn't sticking knitting needles in the joint after he reached triple-digit swing speeds. And nothing helps the pain-management process like walking about 37,000 yards or so of Torrey Pines real estate. Anyway, Woods basically won an Open on one leg. Some wuss, eh, Mike Milbury? You name it, Woods survived it. The pretournament buzz surrounding hometown fave Phil Mickelson. The pressure. The playoff. The knee. And most of all, Mediate. The moment the plane wheels skidded against the runway in Tampa, you could hear the cell phones powering up. We all wanted to know the same thing: Tiger or Rocco? One of the flight attendants got on the intercom. "Tiger won?" he said, as someone yelled the result. "OK, everybody, Tiger won."
Doug Pensinger/Getty ImagesTiger Woods and Rocco Mediate made the sports world forget its ugly side ... for a while anyway.
No peanuts or drinks on the flight, but at least we got that.Gene Wojciechowski is the senior national columnist for ESPN.com. You can contact him at email@example.com.
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