Ozzie owns Chicago, and maybe Houston, too
CHICAGO -- The most compelling personality in this World Series, in the entire I-Live-For-This postseason, isn't on either 25-man roster. He has the beginnings of a second chin, speaks 1½ languages, and has threatened to quit if the Chicago White Sox win it all.
Tape recorders ask for a governor's pardon when he speaks. Smile muscles call in sick. He could chat up a C.S.I. corpse.
Ozzie Guillen is the best thing to hit October since leaf blowers, hot chocolate and -- if you were at ...
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