Buckeyes and BCS title game: Third time's a harm

Updated: January 8, 2008, 11:58 AM ET
By Pat Forde | ESPN.com

NEW ORLEANS -- With the 2007 football season complete, here's the game plan for 2008:

We need border patrols along Interstate 10, from Jacksonville to Pensacola. A Coast Guard blockade at Biscayne Bay. And the FAA should redirect all inbound flights to South Florida from Ohio.

If you see a silver helmet and a sweater vest coming, contact authorities.

Because next year's BCS National Championship Game will be played in Miami, and the Ohio State Buckeyes ...

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