Ultimate Standings 2009: No. 39

Houston Texans

Updated: July 1, 2009, 11:45 AM ET
By Morty Ain | ESPN The Magazine

Last Year's Rank: 56 Title Track: 67 Ownership: 37 Coaching: 54 Players: 39 Fan Relations: 25 Affordability: 67 Stadium Experience: 20 Bang for the Buck: 48

If everything is bigger in Texas, then everything about Reliant Stadium is Costco-size. Behold a tailgating experience that would drop Emeril to his knees: So many meat smokers fill the parking lot that it deserves its own Food Channel program. For a party that would make Blutarsky blush, fans flock to the Yellow Lot to shotgun ...

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