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This Sporting Life: An app for that

Originally Published: October 30, 2009
By Jeff MacGregor | Page 2

Jee/PS© The global smartphone mapping lookup for any starlet, singer or celebrity Derek Jeter has ever dated. (Requires at least 1 terabyte of available memory.) $2.99.

The Hauck™ Adds a condescending coda to any spoken sentence, just like small-market football coach Bobby Hauck: "I like it when you treat your elders like that." Can also be reprogrammed to say, "I apologize to everyone everywhere for my witless, sophomoric behavior. I'm a jackass." $2.99.

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