LeBron's unsavory 'Decision' spectacle
He chose the Heat for justifiable reasons, but the way he announced it wasn't pretty
And now I'd like to present ... The Column on The Decision, which was announced by The Egotist, who has lost The Respect of The Columnist for jacking around The Cavs, The Bulls, The Knicks, The Nets and The Clippers (yes, even The Clippers) before deciding on The Heat and milking it for every Favre-like minute as he talked about The King in The Third Person.
Please tell me it's over -- or is LeBron James still blabbering away about the agony of free agency?
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