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Page 2 hits abusers where it hurts

Updated: September 29, 2010, 6:22 PM ET
By Patrick Hruby | Page 2

No. No. A thousand times no. When Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith was accused of grabbing an opposing player's man parts for the second straight week, he appeared to do more than simply conduct himself in an unsportsmanlike manner, violating the First Commandment of Man Law.

Namely, do not abuse another dude's package.

Never.

Never ever.

Package abuse is a crime against humanity. Against the natural order. Against all ...

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