Quotes of the Year: Uplifting and squalid
Don't feel bad about overindulging in Page 2's Quotes of the Year this holiday season. They're fat-free and low in calories!
40. "Did he give me diamond handcuffs? No. I had my own handcuffs. His girlfriend worked at a jewelry store and they gave me a deal on the diamonds." -- Celtics center Shaquille O'Neal, denying involvement with Miami businessman Nevin Shapiro, the mastermind of a Ponzi scheme
Page 2 spin: We don't want to know, Shaq. Really, we don't.
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