Cards are the first sign of spring
An ice dam large enough for the Army Corps of Engineers is advancing up your roof, like a glacier steadily prying off your shingles to give your house a $10,000 receding hairline. Your January heating bill looks like Fred Wilpon's July payroll obligations and legal fees. And your car is buried under such a towering snowdrift that Eskimos, walruses and baby harp seals should be around it.
But that's all right because baseball is officially back. No, not pitchers and catchers. They ...
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