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Power Rankings: Chicago hope

Originally Published: May 16, 2011
By Greg Hardy | Special to Page 2

It's time to tip-toe around the hibernating (and locked out) Monsters of the Midway for the Page 2 Power Rankings! Our formula combines the results of two surveys: a human poll concocted by ESPN Page 2's Greg Hardy and a scientifically calibrated poll generated by computer analysis. Unfortunately, our computer couldn't stop itself from projecting exactly what type of character Ashton Kutcher will play on "Two and a Half Men." Its best four guesses: ex-bartender, aspiring astronaut, jazz saxophone ...

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