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Athlete secrets game: the list of secrets

Look at the secrets below and your choices. Try to pair them up.

Updated: June 19, 2009, 12:23 PM ET
By ESPN The Magazine staff

Getty ImagesRon Artest may like to play DDR alone, 'blow up' bathrooms, or intend to box next offseason. What do you think the right answer is?

These secrets appeared throughout the June 29 issue of ESPN The Magazine -- its third annual 'Revenge of the Jocks' issue.

Instructions

Look at each of the statements below. At the bottom is a list of athletes. Each athlete said one (1) of the statements listed. See how many you can correctly match. There is a link at the bottom of this page taking you to an answer page. Have fun, friends.

The Secrets

"Sometimes, if I take a digger in a run, it's not really that bad, I'll pretend I'm hurt so I can skip out on the autograph signing."

"I've got this obsession with SpongeBob Squarepants. I have all the gadgets: the blankets, the car freshener. I even sewed my own SpongeBob pillow. I'm still searching for women's underwear, but I do have the boxers."

"I play Dance, Dance Revolution alone. I could jump around on that mat all day. 'Karma Chameleon' by Culture Club is my song. It's got the best step routine."

"I'll be boxing professionally by the next off-season. I'm not sure how that's going to play with my organization, but I'm looking to do it regardless of what they say."

"I have to have a bowl of ice cream before every game -- vanilla with chocolate sauce and whipped cream. I eat it to settle my stomach. If I can get a brownie or cookie on the side, even better."

"When I get nervous, I have to go to the bathroom. It's usually before I go on stage for my rap show. I don't really get nervous playing. But before a show, man -- I blow the bathroom up."

"After we warm up before a game, I gotta take a dump. It's a huge benefit to release that gas you don't need. The facilities are beautiful. We're spoiled. If I get a good one, I know I'm gonna score two touchdowns."

Your Choices

OK -- so who said what? Here are your choices for the above seven quotes.

Mike Conley, Memphis Grizzlies

Camille Little, Seattle Storm

Ron Artest, Houston Rockets

Leon Washington, New York Jets

Eric Staal, Carolina Hurricanes

Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals

Adam Jones, freestyle motocross

OK -- ready to know who likes Culture Club? Here we go.

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