Sports tweets for the new year
Anybody can compile the best sports tweets of 2010. Let's see them compile the best tweets of 2011:
Hey @ReggieUSC how do you mail these things back anyway?
@BoiseHolder Laces out!!! Laces freaking out!!!! #thisclosetojumping
Big garage sale this weekend, everybody. Lotsa cool Redskins gear.
$62,000 for five Yankees tickets? What a rip-off! And they were obstructed view!
Ur blaming me? I put the pass right in your hands! RT @StevieJohnson13 I PRAISE U 24/7!! & THIS HOW U DO ME?! U EXPECT ME 2 LEARN FROM THIS?
s/o to my guys at Leavenworth -- no, I'm not gonna hollow out my Super Bowl MVP trophy and stuff it with cigs
Anybody know any dope clubs here in Orlando with no metal detectors?
Really, I can't talk about this. I don't want to put my foot in my mouth!!!
Really praying for an NBA lockout. Like to finally keep some players for more than 1 yr. lol!
THAT @RonArtestCom REALLY IS CRAZY! HE MAKES NATALIE PORTMAN IN BLACK SWAN LOOK LIKE A SOUTH _KOREAN KITTEN
113 straight wins and we can't even make the cover of Newsweek. This country is so sexist.
I am the emperor of Twitteronia. if uc me, touch me! eat w/ me! we r 1. I luv all creatures .... except black mambas.
Anybody want to date a Swedish bikini model with her own jet, yacht and island? (must hate Perkins)
Hey, kids! Buy my new book! (Then tell me how it is. Haven't read it yet.)
Not cool, Tiger fans. Holding up double cheeseburgers as I'm about to tee off. U no I'm vegetarian.
140 characters? Man, how am I going to stop at 140? I can't even clear my throat in 140 char. Twitter is turrible.
I ain't duckin @Pacquiao. I'll fight him. But only at my cousin's gym in Fiji. And in a rectangular ring. On a Leap Day.
Ran into @TonyParker the other day. Then backed up and ran into him three more times. LMAO
Hey gang! Hiding an autograph football somewhere in the Park View Mall. RT this for clues!
seven TdFs, six kids, one testicle! take that, france!
Seriously, there's an official JC football with legit sig on it! ANYBODY IN THE AREA??? Been hiding here for two hours now!
Big year for Mother Russia! Melo leads glorious Nyets to east finals! World Cup, 2018! Bread back in Moscow stores!
Fine. Forget it. It's in the 3rd box of Cinnabons on the far-right shelf if anybody wants it.
OK, so he won one little title. But I swear to God we will get TWO before he does!!!
Hey, fans. I got the gambling addiction thing solved. I just play the $500 slots now.
Yes, Qatar is 141 degrees and women continue to be oppressed, but good news! Nike breathable burkas ready for 2022!
Still waiting on that planeload of teammates. Y'all took me seriously? SMH
I will do anything in my power to help this team win. I am blessed to be a Winnipeg Blue Bomber. John 3:16.
That's 3 majors out of 4 this yr. NOW can I have sex again?
Have 2 admit, I'm not really worth 33M/yr. not even in the top 3 plyrs on the tm. and i cant keep a girl!!! whats wrong w/ me?
OK, OK, so now I'm on Twitter. But it's got nothin' on morse code.
Sorry about that last tweet, everybody. @DerekJeter got a hold of my password. Really funny, Derek.
Man, this lockout thing is real? Guess I'm gonna have to take my talents to Dave and Busters! lol
I think this win puts us n 1st plc in the Legends division. Or is it the Leaders? can't remember. wtvr. Were doin good!
@WadePhillips, @TomCoughlin poker at my house Sunday afternoon???
I hereby decertify the NCAA and put @MarkCuban in charge of a football playoff. Please, please vote for me.
You know how EZ it is 4 me 2 win Sprint Cups? I'm tweeting this as I drive! hows my muffler taste @Gordon24?
Bruh, do u know how sick I am of saying, 'Room for milk?'
Man, we talkin' about idman. Not a oyun, idman. Idman!
If I don't get into Hall on this first ballot, I'm gonna CREAM some of those writers until they CLEAR me.
Wait ... that didn't come out right.
What do I want 4 xmas? lets c ... 3 rings. 2 mvps. 10 Wife. Talent. Looks. Hella$. Oh, yeah ... nothing.
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RICK REILLY, 52, has been voted National Sportswriter of the Year 11 times. His latest book is called "Sports From Hell: My Two-year Search for the World's Dumbest Competition." A finalist for the 2011 Thurber Prize for Humor, it's the account of his search for the dumbest sport in the world.
Not to give anything away, but a good bet would be either Ferret Legging or Chess Boxing. It also includes embarrassing attempts by Reilly to try Nude Bicycle Racing, Zorbing, Extreme Ironing, the World Rock Paper Scissors Championships and an unfortunate week on a women's pro football team.