No. 89: Los Angeles Lakers
Ultimate Standings 2012
Last year's rank: 56
Title track: 16
Ownership: 44
Coaching: 103
Players: 85
Fan relations: 85
Affordability: 112
Stadium experience: 38
Bang for the buck: 94
What happens when you take the biggest payroll in the NBA, add a multibillion-dollar cable deal, mix in a couple of All-Stars, sprinkle with 41 wins and garnish with possibly the most blindly loyal fan base in all of sports? A recipe for success? Wrong. Too big to fail as they may be, the Lakers still experienced a franchise backslide in our poll (33 spots) that put them in the company of teams on the other side of positive, like the Bobcats and Trail Blazers. It all centered on coach Mike Brown who, stepping out of the giant crater left by Phil Jackson, has yet to solve the calculus of managing the Lakers' gargantuan personalities (coaching: down 100). Then there's team chemistry, which last year tended more toward entropy than order (players: down 29). As if the fans could predict their failure, these poor numbers were collected even before the Lakers' dismal postseason dismissal at the hands of the younger, more cohesive Thunder. Owner Jerry Buss hasn't made it easy by offering the second-most expensive pricing scheme in basketball for tickets and concessions (ownership: down 35; fan relations: down 40). Sure, when Dwight Howard and Steve Nash came up for grabs, Buss didn't quail. But those acquisitions just raise the stakes for a city that has come to expect shiny rings or nothing at all.
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2012 ULTIMATE STANDINGS
- 1. Oklahoma City Thunder
- 2. Green Bay Packers
- 3. San Antonio Spurs
- 4. Indiana Pacers
- 5. Memphis Grizzlies
- 6. Phoenix Coyotes
- 7. Tampa Bay Lightning
- 8. New Orleans Saints
- 9. Texas Rangers
- 10. Arizona Diamondbacks
- 11. Baltimore Ravens
- 12. Pittsburgh Steelers
- 13. New Jersey Devils
- 14. Nashville Predators
- 15. Los Angeles Angels
- 16. Tampa Bay Rays
- 17. St. Louis Blues
- 18. Houston Texans
- 19. Pittsburgh Penguins
- 20. Boston Celtics
- 21. Philadelphia 76ers
- 22. New England Patriots
- 23. Cincinnati Reds
- 24. Chicago Bulls
- 25. St. Louis Cardinals
- 26. Dallas Mavericks
- 27. Atlanta Braves
- 28. Carolina Hurricanes
- 29. Milwaukee Brewers
- 30. Detroit Red Wings
- 31. Miami Heat
- 32. Los Angeles Kings
- 33. Florida Panthers
- 34. Washington Nationals
- 35. Utah Jazz
- 36. San Francisco 49ers
- 37. Anaheim Ducks
- 38. Denver Broncos
- 39. Denver Nuggets
- 40. Carolina Panthers
- 41. Atlanta Falcons
- 42. Ottawa Senators
- 43. Arizona Cardinals
- 44. Seattle Seahawks
- 45. New Orleans Hornets
- 46. San Francisco Giants
- 47. Dallas Stars
- 48. New York Giants
- 49. Philadelphia Phillies
- 50. Cleveland Cavaliers
- 51. Houston Rockets
- 52. Detroit Tigers
- 53. Los Angeles Clippers
- 54. Pittsburgh Pirates
- 55. Philadelphia Flyers
- 56. Detroit Lions
- 57. Indianapolis Colts
- 58. Boston Bruins
- 59. Buffalo Bills
- 60. Buffalo Sabres
- 61. Los Angeles Dodgers
- 62. Kansas City Chiefs
- 63. New York Rangers
- 64. Baltimore Orioles
- 65. Jacksonville Jaguars
- 66. Cleveland Indians
- 67. Miami Marlins
- 68. Washington Capitals
- 69. Chicago White Sox
- 70. San Jose Sharks
- 71. Minnesota Timberwolves
- 72. Tennessee Titans
- 73. Philadelphia Eagles
- 74. Chicago Blackhawks
- 75. Kansas City Royals
- 76. Chicago Bears
- 77. Orlando Magic
- 78. Colorado Avalanche
- 79. Toronto Blue Jays
- 80. Detroit Pistons
- 81. Portland Trail Blazers
- 82. New York Yankees
- 83. Minnesota Twins
- 84. Phoenix Suns
- 85. Colorado Rockies
- 86. Dallas Cowboys
- 87. Minnesota Wild
- 88. Brooklyn Nets
- 89. Los Angeles Lakers
- 90. Houston Astros
- 91. Winnipeg Jets
- 92. Vancouver Canucks
- 93. New York Mets
- 94. Atlanta Hawks
- 95. San Diego Chargers
- 96. Oakland Raiders
- 97. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- 98. Oakland Athletics
- 99. Seattle Mariners
- 100. Minnesota Vikings
- 101. Golden State Warriors
- 102. Cincinnati Bengals
- 103. Toronto Raptors
- 104. Milwaukee Bucks
- 105. New York Jets
- 106. Calgary Flames
- 107. Cleveland Browns
- 108. Washington Redskins
- 109. San Diego Padres
- 110. Miami Dolphins
- 111. Montreal Canadiens
- 112. Chicago Cubs
- 113. New York Knicks
- 114. Edmonton Oilers
- 115. St. Louis Rams
- 116. Columbus Blue Jackets
- 117. Boston Red Sox
- 118. Washington Wizards
- 119. New York Islanders
- 120. Charlotte Bobcats
- 121. Sacramento Kings
- 122. Toronto Maple Leafs
