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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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$30K: IS THE RECESSION THAT BAD?

Lost in the furor over former USC basketball player O.J. Mayo reportedly receiving about $30,000 in cash and gifts over the past four years -- none of that is exactly, you know, legal -- is one minor, nagging detail.

Thirty-thousand dollars?

Like, that's it?

For one of the top basketball recruits in the nation?

Really?

Look, 30 large isn't chump change. But it's not quite Sultan of Brunei money, either. (Heck, it's probably not even Sultan of Brunei bar-tab money.) It won't buy you a mansion or a tricked-out Hummer. It's more like the down payment on a decent suburban family home, or a 2008 Honda Accord, or, in this case, Mayo. Which in turn suggests two things:

(a) Mayo has been literally selling himself short.
(b) The slumping economy is worse than anyone thought.

Think of it this way: Almost two decades ago, Chris Webber was one of the most sought-after prep basketball stars in the country. To secure Webber's services, Michigan booster Ed Martin gave him a reported $280,000 during his time as a Wolverine -- almost 10 times what Mayo received. And that's in 1988-93 dollars! At the front end of one of the largest economic expansions in American history! In his prime pre-professional earning years, Webber made more than the annual salary of Michigan's governor; in the here and now, Mayo allegedly parlayed his athletic celebrity into clothes, meals, airline tickets, phone service and a flat-screen television -- ho-hum items he just as easily could have obtained by maxing out a half-dozen introductory-rate credit cards, easy enough for any college student to get.

So what gives?

Maybe Mayo should have taken Econ 101. Maybe he didn't realize his value, didn't understand that if Matt Freakin' Nover could get a duffel bag of cash and a tractor in "Blue Chips," he could get so much more.

Maybe Mayo didn't see that fellow Trojan phenom Reggie Bush put out his palm and reportedly ended up with an entire house -- at the height of the housing bubble, no less -- not just a hotel room.

Alternately, it could be that Mayo grabbed as much as he could and that the professional basketball futures market has tanked like everything else. If so, bad for him. But potentially good for the rest of us. After all, that would mean the buy-in for influencing the hoops fortunes of your alma mater has never been cheaper. And with federal stimulus checks already arriving in the mail ... well, you can do the math from here.
-- Patrick Hruby

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BAD LUCK

Jeff Keppinger Some guys never catch a lucky break (no pun intended). Cincinnati shortstop Jeff Keppinger fractured his left kneecap Tuesday night and will be out at least several weeks.

Keppinger is one of those guys who can hit but can never seem to find a manager who believes in him. Even after hitting .332 with a .400 on-base percentage in 241 at-bats with the Reds last season, he got the starting shortstop job only after Alex Gonzalez broke his knee in spring training.

Keppinger was drafted by the Pirates in 2001, and they traded him to the Mets in July '04, even though he was hitting .337 in Double-A. He hit .284 in a late-season callup for New York, but in '05, the Mets played Kaz Matsui and Miguel Cairo (who had a combined OBP of less than .300) at second base. Keppinger was hitting .337 at Triple-A in July but fractured his kneecap, ending his season.

In '06, Keppinger continued to hit better than .300 in Triple-A but was dumped to the Royals for Ruben Gotay. The Royals, being the Royals, had no use for a middle infielder who could hit .300 with more walks than strikeouts while earning the minimum salary, so they traded him to the Reds in January '07 for a guy named Russ Haltiwanger.

The Reds really had no use for him, either. He was rotting in Triple-A with a .368 average while Gonzalez, who owns a .295 career OBP, played shortstop. Only when Gonzalez got hurt was Keppinger recalled.

This season, he finally got a starting job -- by default, of course -- and wasn't about to lose it, hitting .324 with a .373 OBP and just one error in 38 games at shortstop. You get the feeling that if and when he returns, he'll be back on the bench, fighting for playing time.
-- David Schoenfield

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