Looking for new investors for ownership in his NBA team. Let's play this out, fantasy-style: MJ buys in, then recruits Kobe over.
The Lead Item
Two Words For You:
Talk about "Mistake by the Lake."
Turns out one of Cleveland's biggest ones ever was
when the then-expansion Browns blew the first overall
NFL draft pick on QB Tim Couch, who has shown nothing
"can't-miss" except "can't miss cashing that fat
paycheck every two weeks."
All-Pro? Only for chutzpah, indignantly
rejecting the pay cut he has earned.
So five years later, Couch is on the way out and aging
49ers ex-pat Jeff Garcia is in (despite rumors he was
heading for the Bucs, who now must massage Brad
Johnson's ego back to playoff form).
Couch might not be Ryan Leaf (then again, who is?),
but it's time to carve his face on the side of Mount
Dud-more among all-time NFL top draft picks.
Gonzaga: No No. 1?
By many measures -- most notably that
mighty 91st-ranked strength of schedule -- No.
3-ranked Gonzaga is a laughable contender for
an NCAA Tournament No. 1 seed.
So it's still mystifying how the same "human"
pollsters who hate the BCS formula (and who rank
Gonzaga among the top four) are just fine with the
college hoops RPI index (where 'Zaga is No. 9) that
will drive the decision to make them no better than a
No. 2 seed.
Cautionary tale for contenders:
Off-season moves all look good on paper, but it's a
joke to anoint teams as a "best lineup ever" or
"locks" to win the division before a regular-season
game is even played.
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UConn women's hoops: Loses to BC in Big East tourney
Grant Hill's comeback: Just as non-starting as the others
Gary Sheffield's thumb injury shows how quickly
things can change. He may be out three months, and
while New York still has a tough lineup, it's
certainly not what it is with Sheff cooking.
Today's 'Roids Note
If MLB was smart, the league would ask
the NFL how it can get in on the NFL's new partnership
with the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency to create a souped-up
drug-testing lab (a "testing lab on steroids," if you
Keeping up with the chemists on Team Cheater is the
toughest part of the process; this is a worthwhile
step in the right direction.
College Hoops Top 25
What does it say when the bottom four
teams in the newest Top 10 (Okla St, Kentucky, UConn,
Wisconsin) have a better shot to put more teams in the
Final Four than the top four (St. Joe's, Stanford,
Tonya Harding Alert
From the creative genius behind "Bol on
Ice" comes "The Indianapolis Ice, starring Tonya
Harding." (Or is that "Ice Capades?")
Harding will lace 'em up on Friday night, and knowing
how she likes those sticks-to-the-knees, opposing
players better stay alert.
"If the signal you stole, then heads will roll." DirecTV accuses OJ of swiping dish signals. He promises to find the real chiseler.
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How do I get a job with the title "Special Master?"
NFLPA asks official arbitrator between labor/mgmt to
rule on T.O.'s free agency....|
Here's irony: The case might be heard in
More evidence of a perception gap on 'roids issue: MLB
reportedly to set record for tickets sold before start
of a season...
NHL needs new gimmicks? Take cue from Idol "Wild Card"
round -- best of non-playoff teams battling for two
Wis-Mil vs. Ill-Chi
ESPN, 9 p.m.
Valpo vs. IUPUI
ESPN2, 7 p.m.
La-Laf vs. UNO
ESPN2, 9 p.m.