March 3, 2005
Washington Nats
Win spring training opener 5-3 over the not-so-new Mets. Instant History take? Jose Guillen (HR) is WAY-early fave for Offseason Pickup of the Year. QUICKIE LIVE! 9-10 a.m.
 
 
 
The Lead Item
Two Words For You:
BIG.  DEAL.

The NHL needs boldness, if nothing else.

Not just bold ideas, which are dime-a-dozen (I give 'em out like free candy in this space).

But "Money-Mouth" execution.

Sports in general suffers from a lack of inventive, innovative solutions. And that's why this proposed NHL deal from a Wall Street buyout firm rules.

Owners dig investment return?
Here's $3.5 billion, gents.

Players want stability?
(Uh: Here's $3.5 billion.)

Advertisers want efficiency?
Decision-making streamlined.

Media wants radical change?
New owner would try anything.

Fans want management?
End to local (mis-)ownership.

That said, I went to my go-to Harvard MBA colleague (and only NHL-fan friend) for his analysis. He summed it up:

"Allocating value on a franchise-by-franchise basis would be as civil as a Royal Rumble."

According to Forbes' annual list of NHL franchise values, the 30 NHL teams are worth something north of $5 billion. (Of course, that was in November 2004 -- ancient history.)

However, for $3.5 billion, they could buy 25 of the 30 teams -- all but the top 5. That would give them a humongous say over how the league is run.

Translation: It's the best idea to happen to hockey -- perhaps ever -- but it's going to be like trying to score on a full-ice slap shot and five guys piled in front of the net.

But the wild bid emphasizes that it will take a bold shot like this to save the league.

Brady to Re-Sign?
The Pats, to their credit, are financially efficient. They are not, however, stupid.

One player on the team, however, is worth as much money as they can squeeze out: Tom Brady, who is reportedly about to sign a mega-deal extension.

The Pats arguably wouldn't have won jack without him (and that's the only NE player you can make that claim about, besides maybe Vinatieri).

Brady's stats might not say "Peyton," and his flash might not say "Vick," but his results are worth the $100 million those two QBs (and McNabb) have gotten.

Raiders Upgrade
Oakland's best offseason deal won't be trading for Randy Moss. (Most exciting? Moss, definitely.)

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Snagging RB LaMont Jordan -- a front-line NFL RB hid behind HOF'er Curtis Martin in NY -- will fix the Raiders' NFL-worst rushing.

Flashy vertical TDs are nice, but a 4.9 yards-per-attempt career average is what carries a team to the playoffs.

Daunte: Not My Fault
Speaking of Moss, today Daunte Culpepper is defending himself from speculation that he was behind the Moss exile.

I believe him: Culpepper didn't need to gripe to get Moss banished; Randy did the job just fine all by himself.

Free Agent Scorecard
Count the early winners:

Vikings: DT Pat Williams
Much-needed bolster to D.

Cowboys: DT Jason Ferguson
(And CB Anthony Henry, too!)

Bengals: WR TJ Housh.
Retain their own WR bookend.

Redskins: C Casey Rabach
And retain own LT Samuels.

Giants: LB Antonio Pierce
Swipe Redskins' top tackler.

Jags: DE Reggie Hayward
Making tough D even tougher.

Browns: OG Joe Andruzzi
Romeo building Pats Central?

Pats: CB Duane Starks?
Near trade, for 3rd-rd pick.

Kobe Settles, Loses
If Kobe's off-court troubles were good for his on-court game, is it possible that off-court resolution will result in his game suffering?

Don't scoff: He settled the suit yesterday, then promptly went out and fizzled vs. the Celtics, dragging L.A. to its third loss in four games.

Scheduling Irony Note: Zo could make his on-court Heat debut tonight ... at New Jersey. (Also: Possible NBA Finals preview? Pistons at Suns.)

Bubble Watch
Just eight spots left, according to ESPN.com's Bubble Watch (going to nightly updates, see Q It Up).

Bubblicious: Georgia Tech, which lost a tough one Wednesday to Wake Forest, blowing an 11-point lead.

RPI: 44/sched strength: 35. With a 7-8 record in brutal ACC, finale at home vs. Clemson is a must-win.

C-Week
One of my most radical sports-fixing ideas is that college hoops end the Tyranny of 64 and open the NCAA Tournament to all 300-some teams.

Short of that, Championship Week is a nice proxy. Even the worst team can string together a couple of wins and play their way into Big Dancing.

Frankly, small-league C-Week action is as much a reason March is "Mad" as first-round upsets, buzzer-beaters and Sweet 16 Cinderellas.

See Q It Up for the schedule.

Baseball HOF Veterans Committee:
It's like a Zen koan: If a Veterans Committee is formed, but doesn't vote anyone into the Hall, does it need to exist and waste everyone's time?
 
 
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