Football movies are always of particular interest to sports fans.
Particularly when they star Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. And Michael
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Two Words For You:
The must-see novelty of this year's Indy 500 isn't that
a woman is driving.
It's that a woman can win.
Rookie Danica Patrick could deliver the greatest gender-bending
performance in sports history in Sunday's Indy 500 (1 p.m.,
This isn't the "she-can-compete" feel-good story of Annika Sorenstam
at the PGA's Colonial in 2003; this is "she-can-win," period.
Yet even just a strong showing makes her the top "crossover" athlete
of the ESPN Era, in any sport.
The fact that she has single-handedly put open-wheel racing (back) on
the map suggests the sport is way too small for her new large
So let me leap the frenzy to its next logical evolution:
She needs to go NASCAR.
Talent-wise, she's already there. All she needs is NASCAR's marketing
genius combined with limitless sponsorship dollars that would follow
Instantly, she would be the biggest name in the sport, so hot even
Dale Jr. would sit in the backseat.
The only thing between her and transcendent sports appeal of NASCAR
stardom is the sport's inbred misogyny.
A strong race on Sunday can (and will) change all of that.
Wait, are there still playoffs? With the endless wait
between games, who else had forgotten...?
Suns at Spurs: Playing with motivation (and Joe Johnson),
Phoenix may make it interesting by giving S.A. a rare home loss in
Game 3 (Sat, 9, ESPN). But don't count on it. We're talking
"Pats-Colts" here ...
Heat at Pistons: Is there any way to play the game without
having to hear the TV echo from that over-caffienated Pistons arena
announcer? As established in Game 2, this series is all about Dwyane
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Dodgers slump: Will Gagne's return (save!) turn it around?
French Open: On a busy sports weekend, lacks much sizzle
What a difference five weeks makes, heading into the
weekend series between the Yankees and Red Sox in New York:
Yankees rule! After having hit bottom, they have won 15/17 and
A-Rod (17th HR Thu) is making therapy sound like a good idea for
Red Sox stink! Having lost 7/10, including a Toronto sweep
completed Thursday. The pitching is bad (and getting worse; see next
Improbable a few weeks ago, the Yankees have actually passed
the Sox for 2nd in the division and can put more distance between
Schill Out: 12 Weeks
Adding injury to insult, now it looks like Curt
Schilling will be out until the All-Star Break (if not longer; watch
Who cares? He could do nothing the rest of his career and the Red Sox
could tank, and he still led them to a World Series title last
His legacy is secure and he's immune from "What Have You Done For Me
Lately?" analysis. (Wait: Is that griping I'm hearing from Red Sox
Think Yankees-Red Sox is a rivalry? It's barely 100
Try "Yankees-Red Coats": The 225-plus years of U.S. vs.
England, being played out Saturday on a soccer pitch in Chicago (3
Don't expect a replay of the 50-year-old World Cup shocker (but
perhaps some drunken taunts and/or singing being thrown
BCS Coach Vote
Stoops on transparency: "Without it being public, you
may have gotten a truer vote from guys not having to worry about what
the backlash is going to be." (via USA Today)
Does Stoops really think that coaches weren't voting politically, even
under the shroud of anonymity? The only difference is that before,
they did it without fans knowing.
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Andy Roddick was bounced from the French Open in the 2nd Round, making
it a 2nd straight year that no American guy player has advanced to the
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Kellen Winslow apologizes: Does that help anyone's fantasy team? I
didn't think so. He's still a joker. Meanwhile, Browns want him to pay
Another weekend Must-See: NCAA LAX semis Saturday (Maryland-Duke,
UVA-Hopkins), both on ESPN2; then the always sick title game on
Big 12 buffs up drug testing: Too bad they didn't do it in the go-go
80's and 90's. Those heartland boys got awfully big. (Right: All that
Before Jamal Lewis is released from the pokey on June 2, do you think
he has time to organize a convicts-vs-guards football game?
Today's Must-Read: Page 2's David Schoenfield crunches the numbers and
says Shaq has earned the MVP awards he's deserved. (See Q It
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