Last game? Maybe. If so, a classic way to go out: Super M set up the Pens' game-winner with 10 seconds to go.
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Two Words For You:
After becoming the youngest to reach 300 HRs
last night (topping Jimmie Foxx and Ken Griffey Jr.), A-Rod's place in the Pantheon of sluggers
is not the question of immediate concern. Real
issue: Which Anaheim idiot fan threw the valuable ball
back on the field?
Key lesson: Always bring a crappy spare to
trick the "throw-it-back!" bleacher fools if you catch
a visiting player's dinger.
Don't be calling Jeter "Wally Pipp" just
yet: But sub Erick "No, Not Danny" Almonte hit a
HR and played great D in his debut.
Meanwhile: DJ's long-term status will become less
cloudy after an MRI this afternoon.
But if they suspend him, he can't entertain
us: Ron "Anger Management" Artest might be looking
at a few more games off after flipping a double-bird
to Cleveland fans last night.
But wait, there's more: Artest also shoved
Ricky Davis, pushed a teammate who tried to restrain
him and knocked away his coach's arm during his
cool-down. Give him credit for a "triple-trouble."
UNC Coach Search
Could it be that UNC is heeding the Quickie's
advice from yesterday to look out of the family for a
new coach? George Karl said he hasn't been contacted
by his alma mater about the job.
Meanwhile: Larry Brown said he has no plans to
leave the Sixers. Given Brown's history,
though, that's a loaded statement.
||"WILL EXPLORERS OUTDRAW ROYALS?" EDITION
|CONVERSATION TOPICS THAT ARE IN PLAY:|
1 Kevin Brown renaissance? Won last night vs. 'Zona|
2 Modano's injury: Dallas C left game last night
3 NIT title on the line: Quickie pick -- Johnnies
|CONVERSATION TOPICS THAT ARE SO OVER:|
1 Ripping on Red Sox pen: They got it done last night|
2 Mike Bordick's errorless streak (110 gms) finito
3 In case you didn't hear, Jen Garner split with hubby
Fire the Laser
For you conspiracy theorists, the best
evidence that Dr. Evil is on the NFL payroll is that
the league is looking into a first-down laser, visible
on the field to players and fans.
Three problems: It's expensive, it's creepy and
it eliminates the "they're bringing out the chain gang, I've got 20 seconds to run to the kitchen" opportunities.
Fitting its prize, the NBA LeBron lottery (uh,
"draft lottery") will be on network TV on May 22 ... in
primetime, no less.
Talk about reality TV: It's Survivor, Fear
Factor, Am I Hot?, Mr. Personality and American Idol
all rolled into one.
Kournikova No. 1
King James is sports royalty, but Queen
Anna rules: LeBron as NBA top pick is the biggest
slam-dunk lock in sports-draft history, right?
Wrong: Kournikova assumed the top spot when she
went No. 1 to the Kansas City Explorers in Wednesday's
World TeamTennis draft. If the NFL is Mardi Gras, WTT
(dating back to the swinging disco era) is a '70s key
Where was the Hartford FoxForce with the deal to trade up?
||Atlanta Hawks Ex-GM Pete Babcock:
Fired yesterday. What did him in? Terrible drafting? Bad coaching hire? Perhaps mismanaged expectations via "playoff-or-payoff" pledge.
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How quickly will it take critics to sic new UCLA coach
Ben Howland? Clock starts ... now ...|
Can't believe the ho-hum Bucks are now 2 games up on
East's final playoff spot, and MJ on outside looking
Well, that coveted Penn State hoops-coaching job is
off the market. Try to hide your disappointment ...
MLB players union decides today on owners' proposal to
give All-Star-winning league home-field for World
"Hard to see Emmitt in red," Jerry Jones said. Will be
harder to see him outgain Cowboys RBs this
Closely watching that Lakers at Mavs game