May 27, 2003
Larry Brown:
What's next? How about that coveted UNC job? Whoops, missed that window. (Think he'd be an associate coach under Roy Williams?)
 
 
 
The Lead Item
Two Words For You:
BROWN.  ALMIGHTY.

Nomadic Larry's departure from Philly officially buried the already-tenuous "find a hot, young coach" trend. Now, the fad for owners with an open search is, "Let's talk to Larry." Houston, hello! (Not to mention Cleveland -- hello, LeBron -- and L.A., where he has been the only coach to take the Clippers to the playoffs.

And all of a sudden, last week's prize Jeff Van Gundy (whose inexplicable sad-sack-to-star transformation is worthy of "Extreme Makeover") might be dealing with Brown's leftovers.

Rocket: No 300
Roger Clemens, thwarted for three-hundy yesterday by the Red Sox, will almost certainly overpower those hapless Tigers this weekend. Hopefully by then, MLB will abandon that ridiculous "300" logo (see DQ'ed).

Speaking of hapless: The Yankees would happily trade all the hoopla for a measly home win, which they haven't had in nine games. Suddenly, the Yanks are closer to third place than first.

Dirk: Will He/Won't He?
A Mavs lineup with worthlessly gimpy Dirk Nowitzki is in even more trouble than a Dirk-free one. Dallas will have to make do with Don Nelson's gimmicky "small ball," which got them all of three quarters of a win Sunday. Save the "play hurt" myth; this ain't Willis Reed's NBA.

Big Deal for Prodigy
Much Adu about Nike signing a 13-year-old soccer prodigy to a

"ALMOST FORGOT HOW TO GET JIGGY" EDITION
THE SET-UP: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS WEEKEND
1 Jiggy at Jersey: Hot Ducks will win Cup in 5 games
2 Spurs will close out Mavs tonight at home; Nets next
3 NBA coaching carousel: Who's Larry Brown talking to?
THE SIT-DOWN: RETIRE THESE CONVERSATION TOPICS
1 Asking top women athletes if they'll play guys
2 LeBron turning the Cavs around in rookie season
3 Wondering "What next?" for cash-strapped Ottawa
 
million-dollar deal, as reported Monday? Nothing, actually. If Freddy Adu played basketball and got a similar contract at that age, critics would be freaking out.

NASCAR Dud
Lots of grumblings over NASCAR's decision to apply its spotty rain policy to end Sunday's Coca-Cola 600 at, uh, 414 -- when young star Jimmie Johnson happened to be in the lead. Conspiracy theory? NASCAR doesn't have conspiracies; it has marketing strategies.

Women's World Cup
Coming to the U.S. this fall: And, if it's like the last one, will provide just enough excitement to throw

more good money after bad in the U.S. women's pro league.

Next Jennie Finch?
UCLA pitcher Keira Goerl threw an extra-inning no-hitter in the NCAA softball championship game; still, how seriously can you take a sport where a single pitcher can throw every inning of a team's tournament run? Not even Little League is that ridiculous.

MLB marketing:
Who was the genius who approved the oversized "300" logo on Rocket's glove but didn't see the obvious (and disqualifying) challenge coming?
 
 
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NBA Playoffs
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"New DVD Release" Edition
Led Zeppelin
How the West Was Won (Exactly.)
 
The Pianist
Larry Brown playing field
 
The Recruit
Whither Jeff Van Gundy?
 
Talk to Her
UCLA shuts up, out Cal softball
 
A Guy Thing
Dirk debate: Macho posturing
 

Karie Webb may be the next Annika; Serena won't be ...

Phillies P Randy Wolf is looking for love, and you can help ...

Cincy's Adam Dunn cracks extra-inning grand slam to beat Braves; leads majors with 18 HRs ...

Look out, New York, here comes Toronto: Jays just 1 1/2 games behind Yanks ...

Dodgers go for 11th in a row today ...


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