August 4, 2003
Ump Tim Welke:
Admits he blew a clear call Saturday that might have cost Colorado a W vs. Pit. In absence of MLB replay policy, give him credit for taking responsibility.
 
 
 
The Lead Item
Two Words For You:
SECOND.  THOUGHTS.

Conventional wisdom to the contrary, mere moves at the trading deadline are not the signal that the A's are ready for one of their scary second-half surges; even "Moneyball" disciples will tell you trade deals are largely "paper" gains.

The real sign is Miguel Tejada winning games in the bottom of the ninth, as he did Friday and Sunday, both shots against the Yankees, no less. Now, the Mariners can start to worry.

Other second-place chasers to watch: The Red Sox (can thank A's for salvaging weak weekend) ... The Cards (rough week ahead vs. Marlins, Braves) ... and the Royals (chance to quiet many critics with huge series vs. White Sox starting today).

Kobe Watch
Countdown to Court: 2 days Bryant attending the ESPYs, OK. But attending the Teen Choice awards on Saturday? As the youngsters like to instant-message these days: O.M.G. L.O.L. ; )

Sure, he won "Jaw-Dropping Irony" "Male Athlete" of the year, but that's going to be some image when the award show airs Wednesday, running side-by-side with the first day of his sexual-assault hearing.

Tiger Tamed
Jim Furyk bagged another Tiger at the Buick Open, after already putting Woods' head on his wall once this season, at the U.S. Open. Tiger may have a small driver problem, but he's got a bigger Jim Furyk problem.

Meanwhile on the women's side: Annika won the British Open, clinching a career Grand Slam (6th woman ever). Anyone want to bet against her eventually winning a season Slam?

Tyson: Bankrupt
If you've made hundreds of millions in your career, you shouldn't be allowed to file for

ROOKIE QB CHRIS SIMMS IS THE NEW CARSON PALMER
THE SET-UP: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
1 Monday Night Football: HOF Game (Chiefs/Packers)
2 Royals at White Sox: KC can quiet the disbelievers
3 Twins at O's: Minnesota can't just scoreboard-watch
THE SIT-DOWN: DROP THESE FROM YOUR HOT LIST
1 Roy Halladay's win streak: Jinxed it last week
2 San Juan home for Expos: Monterrey makes a play
3 Rob Johnson: When Danny Wuerffel has to be called in ...
 
Chapter 11. Not when Mike could set up some crazy exhibition-boxing match (like fighting five Bachelorette runners-up at once) for a couple million on pay-per-view.

Tennis: U.S. Open
Serena's out with an injury, but maybe she'll still tell us what she would have worn, as an encore to her outfit-of-the-year black catsuit from last summer.

Meanwhile: The field is seemingly wide open, but the early pick is Venus to keep the title in the family.

The New NASCAR
One of the slowest sports-TV weekends of the year actually yielded some fun finds:

* "Extreme Bulls" pro bull-riding: Very quickly, you learn to root for the bull ...

* World Series of Poker: Wearing sunglasses is wuss-ish enough; did they all have to have the style quotient of "Blu-Blockers?" ...

* Bassmaster Classic: More exciting than doing the fishing yourself ...

Interestingly, all three have staked a claim at one point or another as "the next NASCAR." Britney Duke?
With her NASCAR movie project up in the air, Britney Spears is reportedly being considered for Daisy Duke in a "Dukes of Hazzard" movie remake. (How about combining the two flicks into "General Lee Wins Daytona 500," or Duke Fast Duke Furious.

Because you're probably wondering: Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker are rumored to be up for Luke and Bo, according to the Hollywood Reporter. But couldn't find any word on who might play Coy and Vance.

Funny Cide:
Crushed by Preakness fodder Peace Rules on Sunday at the Haskell Invitational. Won't be talking about the gelding anymore.
 
 
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Nice to see Robby Gordon actually helping his teammate Kevin Harvick win the Brickyard 400 ...

No Beckham, no problem: Man U finished its U.S. tour 4-0 (and still selling out stadiums) ...

USA Basketball is a farce and a failure; time to overhaul the system. Can't Mark Cuban oversee it? ...

With an eye on Nike's national 1-on-1 streetball tournament final this weekend, the savvy picker has NYC's "Junie" Sanders ...

If Colin Powell isn't busy in 2005, maybe he wants to take over as baseball commish ...


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