Book Scenes

Bill's right thumb is 140 percent larger than his left. He signed a piece of veal and met Obama's sidekick. His back aches, he slept in so many beds he last track of where he was and he appeared on HD with little to no sleep.

In other words, he loved every minute of the first part of his book tour. (Well, most of it anyway!)

Oh ... he also makes his NFL picks.

• Scenes from a book ... and Week 9 picks

• Book tour schedule

NBA Season Preview

In Bill's two-part NBA preview, he takes a look at the 33 most intriguing people of the 2009-2010 season and picks his NBA champ.
• Oct. 23: Season preview

Breaking Down Everything

As Bill makes his NFL picks, he introduces the Trudeau Line (in honor of former QB Jack Trudeau) and presents the Kathleen Turner All-Stars.
• Oct. 16: Week 6 picks

The Greatest Month

Baseball playoffs, NFL, college football, Halloween, starts of NHL and NBA seasons, girls in slutty Halloween costumes: Is October the best month of the year?
• Oct. 9: October mailbag, Part 1 | Part 2

Love Beyond Reason

The Sports Guy ventured to the Azteca, and his eyes were opened to this truth: Mexico's love of soccer trumps America's love of any sport.
• Aug. 17: Fandom at the highest pitch

Collection Nirvana

You won't believe what Bill Simmons saw at this year's National Sports Collectors Convention in Cleveland.
• Aug. 5: Conventions are underrated
• Aug. 5: Huge photo gallery

Sports Guy Content Archive

Simmons: Week 6 matchups (22 days ago)
Simmons: Mailbag, Part I (29 days ago)
Simmons: NFL Power Poll (36 days ago)
Simmons: Week 3 NFL picks (43 days ago)
Simmons: Don't count Jake Delhomme out just yet (50 days ago)
Simmons: Welcome the NFL to The Tyson Zone (58 days ago)
Simmons: You're never too old for Vegas (65 days ago)
Simmons: Vintage Vegas trip, Part II (64 days ago)
Simmons: Welcome to the mailbag (71 days ago)
Simmons: Sporting emotions at the highest pitch (82 days ago)
Simmons: At the National Sports Collectors Convention (94 days ago)

Sports Guy's New Book

Bill Simmons has a lot to say about the NBA... more than 700 pages of history, opinion and rankings. "The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy" is available for order from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Borders and IndieBound. Purchase your copy today.

SIMMONS ON TWITTER

@sportsguy33 Fantasy FB dilemma: 2 WR spots left for Knox, Maclin, Floyd and/or Roy W. Leaning towards Maclin + Floyd cuz of opposing D's. Thoughts? about 4 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Just a reminder: The Vegas signing that was scheduled for today was CANCELLED. We are re-scheduling for December. Thanks. about 5 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Thanks San Diego! I have no idea why I don't live here. Get an NBA team and I'd move in a heartbeat. about 16 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Knicks are horrendously put together. One of worst defensive teams ever. Travesty. And no No. 1 pick? Really, LeBron is going here? Come on. about 19 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Impressive work by Felger/Mazz in Boston. Silver lining for the Big Show: They crushed the 65-to-85 demo. http://bit.ly/13ZRIm about 19 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Yes. They shipped it to me in LA, gimme 1 day. RT @NewReligion86 If BS would like to post an image of the Bird art, he has my blessing. about 20 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Just saw Paranormal Activity. Living proof that dudes will put up with anything for a girlfriend with big guns. about 20 hours ago

@sportsguy33 RT @NewReligion86: Thank you for your mention of me and my drawing in your column today! I am the girl who scurried off! Glad you liked it! about 20 hours ago

@sportsguy33 BS Report: Norman Chad on poker + JackO on number 27. http://tinyurl.com/yzp4flw about 22 hours ago

@sportsguy33 My Friday column: week 9 nfl picks + scenes from my book tour. http://bit.ly/3TElpC about 23 hours ago

@sportsguy33 Goodbye San Fran, hello San Diego. Column coming late-afternoon ET today + taping Jacko pod mid-afternoon. Stay tuned. 1 day ago

@sportsguy33 Thanks to everyone in SF - biggest turnout of the tour and everyone was really nice. Also, I cannot feel my right thumb. 1 day ago

@sportsguy33 Good points by Dan Wetzel here: http://bit.ly/1TOcop Sadly Stern is powerless to dump any owner who disgraces the NBA. Shinn, Sterling... 2 days ago

@sportsguy33 It's Nov. 6th and the baseball season just ended. When will this stop feeling weird? 2 days ago

@sportsguy33 FYI: My book made No. 1 on the NY Times bestseller list. Thanks to everyone who bought it or showed up for a signing. Really appreciate it. 2 days ago

@sportsguy33 Congrats to the Yanks and their fans. Best team won. I will now jab at my carotid artery with a shrimp fork. 2 days ago

@sportsguy33 Goodbye Phoenix, hello San Francisco! One of my 3 favorite American cities along with Boston and Milwaukee. Finishing last: Jacksonville. 3 days ago

@sportsguy33 Donnie Walsh will need to use all of his PR powers - and they are extensive - to spin the Jennings-Hill disaster. Wow. What a mega-misfire. 3 days ago

@sportsguy33 Yes. Knick fans, would you like kerosene or lighter fluid for the self-lighting? RT @jburns1977: Is Brandon Jennings the steal of the draft? 3 days ago

@sportsguy33 Pedro Martinez is telling friends that, win or lose tonight, he wants people to always remember how bad his hair looked. 3 days ago

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