QB War Stories
Breaking news: Quarterbacks are important.
Fine, we always knew that. But I can't remember quarterbacks hogging the NFL spotlight more than they have in 2010.For me, the position hinges on one question: Can you go to war with him?
Every time I thought about writing a 2010 NFL season preview, I kept drifting back to quarterbacks. So let's tweak my original idea, count them down backwards from 32 to 1 and break them into tiers named after my favorite war movies that came out in my lifetime.
Fixing Fantasy Football

Throw out Brett Favre's evil genius antics, and Bill has learned it's respect -- not just money -- that drives a player to hold out for a better contract. And he's even learned to forgive John Hannah.
• Don't blame the player
Bored In Beantown

• Fantasy fixer-upper
Bored In Beantown

• Boring breakdown
Summer Mega Mailbag

• Part I | • Part II
LeBron James Reax

• Readers react
• Countdown column
Sports Guy Content Archive
- Simmons: A few theories to chew on (19 days ago)
- Simmons: John Hannah, I forgive you (26 days ago)
- Simmons: Fixing fantasy football (33 days ago)
- Simmons: Why are the Red Sox boring? (41 days ago)
- Simmons: The Summer Mega-Mailbag, Part II (48 days ago)
- Simmons: The Summer Mega-Mailbag, Part I (48 days ago)
- Simmons: The All-LeBron sound-off (61 days ago)
- Simmons: Countdown to the LeBronocalypse (62 days ago)
- Simmons: 20 questions about the World Cup (69 days ago)
- Simmons: NBA draft diary 2010 (75 days ago)
- Simmons: NBA Finals preview (98 days ago)
- Simmons: The Mega-Mailbag (103 days ago)
- Simmons: The idiot's guide to Russian Mark Cuban (110 days ago)
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SIMMONS ON TWITTER

- @sportsguy33 So long, my $400 Spain wager that lost because of a Serbian halfcourt buzzer beater. That's what I get for betting against USA. about 7 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 BS Report: a 10 minute quickie call just to get @Cklosterman 's SB pick turned into a 45 min pod. http://es.pn/ac1Ink about 7 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 Best thing about FFB herpes guys: if they pan out, it's the highlight of your season other than if you win the title. about 7 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 He's my fantasy herpes. Had him on both FFB teams for 3 straight seasons. RT @Jay_Johns14: McFadden AGAIN??? KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! about 7 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 Other prices: CJ 67 Rodgers 38 Andre J 44 Mendenhall 35 Matthews 31 Austin 31 AP 59 Rice 51 Brady 25 Gore 55 Wayne 31 Marshall 31 Jackson 39 about 9 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 West Coast FFB bench: M. Ryan 4 V. Young 1 Ricky Williams 9 McFadden 3 M Bush 5 F. Taylor 1 M. Williams (sea) 2 Burleson 1. about 9 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 My west coast auction FFB team: Brees 41 Benson 25 Best 14 Fitzgerald 36 Moss 36 Welker 16 D. Henderson 2 Shiancoe 2 Crosby 1 Packers D 1 about 9 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 Saw ad on side of a bus for CBS' legal comedy set in Vegas starring Jerry OConnell + Jim Belushi. Immediately tried to careen into the bus. about 21 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 Actually it's two. You forgot Jim Lampley. RT @ToureX: Basketball has given hiphop several champs. Boxing has given us one: Tyson. about 22 hours ago

- @sportsguy33 BS Report: @theCousinSal and @ChadMillman tackle the Week One NFL gambling slate. http://es.pn/9JYiZz 1 day ago

- @sportsguy33 New @30for30 tonight: "One Night In Vegas" (Tyson/2Pac). One of my 5 fav ideas for the series + a good watch. ESPN 8pm, ESPN2 11pm. 1 day ago

- @sportsguy33 Are all college football game this good? I might have to start following this sport. 1 day ago

- @sportsguy33 How do I get on the Boise State bandwagon? Is there paperwork I have to fill out? Do I need to buy things online? Please advise. 1 day ago

- @sportsguy33 (2nd try) Obviously not - you can't see Russia from Delaware. RT @TheFix: Is Delaware the next Alaska? http://ht.ly/2zTUl 2 days ago

- @sportsguy33 Obviously not - you can't see Russia from Alaska. RT @TheFix: Is Delaware the next Alaska? http://ht.ly/2zTUl 2 days ago

- @sportsguy33 I don't understand why TO has a reality show. He could be sitting with me in my living room right now and I wouldn't care. 2 days ago

- @sportsguy33 RIP, my Papelboner (2005-2010). 3 days ago

- @sportsguy33 The trailer for our upcoming @30for30 about LeBron James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkuIhBZFT_I 3 days ago

- @sportsguy33 You join my free Pigskin Pick 'Em group yet? Pick NFL games vs the spread, that's it. http://games.espn.go.com/pigskin/en/group?groupID=6666 3 days ago
- Chuck Klosterman joins Bill Simmons to share his Super Bowl pick, discuss Boise State's win over Virginia Tech and talk about some of the differences between men's and women's sports. Download | Subscribe | iTunes
- Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal break down the Week 1 NFL lines. Plus, Behind the Bets podcast host Chad Millman joins Simmons to talk about betting on college football and the NFL.
- In Part 1, Bill Simmons and Matthew Berry break down some of the best moments from the television series "90210."
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