So, what does Gisele's dad think of Tom?
HORIZONTINA, Brazil -- "Tom who?" asks the blonde woman behind the front desk at Radio Vera Cruz. They call her "Princess," and with an incredible pair of blue eyes, she could easily be the next supermodel from this small South Brazilian backland town near the Argentine border. A second Gisele BŁndchen, perhaps. But unlike the Victoria's Secret model, she has never heard of the guy who plays quarterback for the New England Patriots.
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Valdir BŁndchen, left, Gisele's father, and his brother, Jorge Frederico, are trying to learn Tom Brady's game.
"Gisele put Horizontina on the world map," says Lilico, a DJ at Radio Vera Cruz. "Everybody here knows Leonardo DiCaprio, but nobody (has) ever heard of this American footballer." A passionate soccer fan, Lillico doesn't understand football. "Everybody knocks down everybody, but nobody knows why."
BŁndchen's hometown is not what you'd expect from Brazil. It is much too quiet. Even on a Saturday night nothing happens, and you won't find a taxi. But there's nowhere to go anyway. And no stereotypical Brazilian girls around -- just long-legged blondes, thanks to the German and Italian immigrants who founded the place.
Gisele's father, Valdir BŁndchen, has a small office here, where he works with his brother Jorge Frederico. In March 2007, I asked him about rumors Gisele was pregnant with Tom Brady's baby. "I know that the media needs some sensationalistic news. But I don't talk about her personal life," he said then.
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Gisele dated actor Leonardo DiCaprio before she and Brady became an item.
Today, Valdir knows Brady. Or at least he met him once in the United States. "You cannot say that you know someone just by having seen him once, but he seems to be a nice person," Valdir says.
Brady has not visited Brazil, and Gisele hasn't been to Horizontina in years. She meets her family regularly in the state capital of Porto Alegre, where some of her sisters live.
"Because of Tom, we started watching football, without understanding a lot," Valdir says. "I watched it with my father. But in the end, we desperately tried to find out what the final score was." Valdir says he understands what Brady's quarterback function is -- but that's all.
"I imagine that the team has various coaches and different teams, one for defense, one for attack. And when they attack, Tom is on, and when they are in the defense, he goes out. They must have more than 20 players."
The only one in the family who understands football is Gisele's youngest sister, Rafaela. "She watches it with her boyfriend and already knows about the various tactics," Valdir says.
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The paparazzi in New York have had a field day chasing Tom and Gisele.
Gisele's 81-year-old grandfather, Walter BŁndchen, lives just around the corner. He hasn't seen Gisele for years, "but the folks sent her some of my suggestions by e-mail, like investing in Europe and in Euros instead of putting all the money in the U.S. I don't know if she followed my advice."
"She always was the clever one," he adds. "When she played volleyball as a kid, she made some really unexpected strikes. And when we played Canasta, she cheated, robbing the jokers." His eyes become a bit watery. "She always called me 'The Godfather.'"
He believes Gisele would never come back to live here. "She really likes kids and family life, so I think she wants to be a housewife in the future."
He doesn't know much about Brady or football. "I wish I had a book explaining football in Portuguese. Maybe more Brazilians would watch it if they'd understand it."
I ask the man at the hotel front desk, the taxi drivers and the girls at the local supermarket -- nobody has ever heard Tom Brady's name, but some know Gisele's boyfriend is a famous U.S. sportsman. That's all.
"Last week, one local guy joined the Americans who were watching football in my restaurant," says Hassan "Hamdi" Juma, who owns a small diner called "Chopp Stiefel," located next to the town hall. "I asked him, 'Why are you watching it? You don't understand anything about it. He said, 'Right, but I like the players (in white uniforms).'"
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Grandfather Walter BŁndchen poses with a photo of Gisele and her five sisters.
"I tipped Hamdi very good for that favor," recalls Jeff Nelson, a 30-year-old from Illinois who has worked here for six months. "Sometimes some Brazilians join us, but they only drink one or two beers and leave. I try to explain to them the rules in my poor Portuguese, but they never get it."
Nelson will watch Super Bowl XLII at the diner. Who knows, some locals might join him for a beer or two. But surely not Valdir BŁndchen -- he plans to travel to Phoenix to watch his daughter's boyfriend in person for the first time.
Thomas Milz, a Brazilian-based writer, recently worked with Wright Thompson on the E-ticket story, "The Last Days of Tony Harris."
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