Updated: May 4, 2009, 6:13 PM ET

Breaking down A-Rod by the book

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With Selena Roberts' book "A-Rod" set to come out Monday, the slow trickle of juicy tidbits has begun.

Luckily for you, Page 2 has even more info for you. Check out the index from the back of the book; you won't believe what else was "uncovered."

INDEX

Agriculture expertise
pulling tractor with teeth, 27

Blockbuster
didn't rewind, 188

Board of Trustees, University of Miami
member of, 200
annoyance at being unable to vote via text message, 201
Cousin Yuri Sucart rejected as potential head athletic trainer, 204
paper cut from personal checkbook, 205

Canseco, Jose
unwitting emulation of, 53
home run hitting, 54
Madonna dating, 127
steroids use, 190-99
genial idiocy, 210

Cause for separation
Penn, Sean, 156
Ritchie, Guy, 157

Economy
contributions to, 244-294
solutions to, 88-91

ESPN Hollywood
appearances on, 153, 157, 189
green-lighting, 150

Express lane
14 items in 12-items-or-less line, 220

Fed steroids
as toddler by mother, 15

Glands
mammary, 22
on muscular women, 56
on self, 34

High school
first home run, 44
first kiss, 46
first contract offer, 49
first abscess, 53

Mr. Met
HGH referral from, 86

Palin, Bristol
did not impregnate, 167

Paulus, Greg
recommends one year of college football, 264

Pharmacy, (see farmacia)

Rogers, Mr.,
purchase of studio wardrobe at auction, 299

Shirtless,
in parks, 45
in photos, 122

Sports bra
2005 purchase, 123
2005 return due to insufficient support, 124

Surgery
for hip, 12
for removal of third ear, 13

Swine flu
patient zero in U.S., 221
cure for, 222

Tollbooth
drove through without EZ Pass, 21