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The ultimate Halloween costume bracket

Originally Published: October 30, 2009
By Patrick Hruby and Kurt Snibbe | Page 2

Selecting a Halloween costume is a lot like trying to meet a potential spouse at a nightclub: too many choices, most are bad fits, and at the end of the night, you're just hoping no one is sober enough to take pictures. A fully functioning iPhone? Too much work. A headless Ted Williams getup? Too side-splittingly tasteless. A man-sized bumblebee costume? Dios mio!

Still, don't worry. Page 2 is here to help.

After a long and scientifically rigorous winnowing process -- read: we kicked around a half-baked e-mail chain -- we've come up with the single best Halloween costume to wear this year. The winner? You'll have to read through our 64-costume bracket to find out:



                      SPORTS REGION   |   CLASSIC REGION   |   TASTELESS REGION

                                          ROUND OF SIXTEEN   |   FINALS



Greg Hardy, DJ Gallo, Maria Burns Ortiz, LZ Granderson, Cameron Martin, David Schoenfield and Laura Lane contributed to this article.

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