By Gino Bona and Eric Kielb
Special to Page 2

The NBA season is underway and it's the one year anniversary of the Brawl at The Palace.

And while the NBA might be on an image rebound, Ron Artest is scoring high (recent season-high 30 points against the Nets). Everyone has a bad day at work, right? And at some point, anyone can be pushed to his limit.

As Bristol Bob reminisces about the Malice at the Palace one year after it happened, he wonders how he would've responded to a fan -- a stranger -- throwing a cup of beer in his face.

Would he turn the other cheek? Probably not.

And he thinks you'd react the same way Ron Artest did.

Check out Bristol Bob's latest video and take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Is there a little Artest in me?"

So, Bristol Bob recorded a new tune with the Page 2 Crue that both fans and players can relate to -- because everyone has a little "ARTEST IN YOU"

LYRICS FOR "ARTEST IN YOU"
He's got a simple confession to make
He's old school.
Everyone's got a sense of rage
I do, too.

Were you born to throw down or be abused?

Is there a little Artest, Artest, Artest, Artest in you?
Is there a little Artest, Artest, Artest, Artest in you?

Are you prone to having a short fuse?

He needed somewhere to vent his angst
The stands will do
He has something that we all share
A major 'tude.
He was too weak to let go
And you would, too.

Is there a little Artest, Artest, Artest, Artest in you?
Is there a little Artest, Artest, Artest, Artest in you?

Had it thrown at your face?
It's real, the rage you feel
You hate. Mistake
Irate

Is there a little Artest, Artest, Artest, Artest in you?
Oh!!!!!

Missed the other Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue hits? What is wrong with you?
"My Boy 'Bron"
"Playoff Baseball"
"Bruise Yourself"
"Are You Strong Enough to Beat My Lance?"
"Eye of the Tiger"
"Times Like These"
"Hey, Shaq!"
"My Sharapova"
"In Da Book"
"It's the End of Baseball As We Know It"
"Shaq and Kobe's Christmas Song"
"BALCO"
"Franchise of Broken Dreams"

Bristol Bob has a nasty temper whenever audience members throw objects that aren't women's underwear at him on stage. E-mail him at bristolbob@gmail.com.




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BRISTOL BOB