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We've all heard the song "Dueling Banjos." But how about "Dueling Press Conferences"?
|BRISTOL BOB AND THE PAGE 2 CRUE|
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Today, the Yankees introduce the newest (and oldest) addition to their rotation -- the Big Unit, Randy Johnson. This of course comes right after the Mets roll out their $100 million man -- Carlos Beltran.
This may be new territory for the boys from Flushing, Queens, but it's old hat for the Boss and the Bronx Bombers.
Either way you look at it, it's the end of baseball as we know it.
Hmmm ... that reminds us: Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue are at it again with a hot new single.
So turn up the volume on the Page 2 Radio Network and listen to a song destined to be sung during seventh-inning stretches everywhere ... "It's the End of Baseball As We Know It."
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LYRICS TO "THE END OF BASEBALL AS WE KNOW IT"
That's great, it starts with a rich flake, love for Babe, the Stadium
Randy Johnson's not afraid.
It's the end of baseball as we know it.
It's the end of baseball as we know it and George feels fine. Bristol Bob won't be invited to perform "God Bless America" at Yankee Stadium this spring. He's hoping, however, to sing the National Anthem at another Major League park. Send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org if you'd like to book him.