By Gino Bona and Eric Kielb
Special to Page 2

It's the first full day of baseball season and the final day of the college basketball season.

It's Cooler Day. A day that makes Brian Murphy shed a tear or two, not unlike Adam Morrison. Except these are tears of joy for the greatest day on the sports calendar.

So, in honor of this great day, Bristol Bob & the Page 2 Crue present "Cooler Day"

LYRICS FOR "COOLER DAY"
Today's the day when Murph goes insane
The tourney gives us one last final game (Hey!)
The pain, I hope Dickie V is not too drained.

Baseball's back and we're here to say
Barry will go down in history (Hey!)
Indeed, as the guy who juiced the night away.

It's hoops and baseball and Murph loves when they collide.
This is the greatest day of our sporting lives
On Cooler Day!

It's your turn to cut down the twine
Skip work for tickets on the third base line
It's fine, to stomp and cheer for the starting nine.

It's hoops and baseball and Murph loves when they collide.
This is the greatest day of our sporting lives
On Cooler Day!

Missed the other Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue hits? What is wrong with you?
"Bode"
"Goodbye '05"
"Artest in You"
"My Boy 'Bron"
"Playoff Baseball"
"Bruise Yourself"
"Are You Strong Enough to Beat My Lance?"
"Eye of the Tiger"
"Times Like These"
"Hey, Shaq!"
"My Sharapova"
"In Da Book"
"It's the End of Baseball As We Know It"
"Shaq and Kobe's Christmas Song"
"BALCO"
"Franchise of Broken Dreams"

Bristol Bob always looks for an excuse to enjoy some pint on Monday afternoons. E-mail him at bristolbob@gmail.com.




Gino
Bona
and
Eric
Kielb
BRISTOL BOB