By Gino Bona and Eric Kielb
Special to Page 2

Maria Sharapova
Happy B-Day to the woman who launched a thousand web sites.

What is it that show business people always say?

"What I really want to do is direct . . . "

Well, it seems that Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue are no different.

So check out their first music video, made in honor of Maria Sharapova's 18th birthday. Make sure you crank the volume knob up to 11, because now you, too, can sing along to the tune of The Knack's "My Sharona."

Without further adieu, then, Page 2 is proud to present "MY SHARAPOVA"

LYRICS TO "MY SHARAPOVA"
Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna serve it to me, Sharapova?

Ooh, you make this volley fun, volley fun.
Chalk is flyin' all around, Sharapova!

Never gonna stop.
Lob it up.
Such a stunning joy.
I'm gonna live it up.
Can I be your ball boy?

My, my, my, I yi – Whoo!
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.

I buy all your posters, hun, posters, hun.
Plastering my bedroom walls, Sharapova!
You'll go down in history, in history.
As a champion unlike Kournikova!

Never gonna stop.
Lob it up.
I'm a big fan
I wanna live it up.
As you win the Grand Slam.

My, my, my, I yi – Whoo!
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.

Missed the other Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue hits? What is wrong with you?

  • "In Da Book"
  • "It's the End of Baseball As We Know It"
  • "Shaq and Kobe's Christmas Song"
  • "BALCO"
  • "Franchise of Broken Dreams"

    Bristol Bob has a backstage pass waiting for Maria Sharapova at the will-call window on his upcoming world tour. E-mail him at bristolbob@gmail.com if you'd like to get your name on his prestigious list.




  • Gino
    Bona
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    Eric
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    BRISTOL BOB