By Mike Philbrick
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Martha Stewart Living
Scared straight yet? Good. Because you can watch shows like "Cops" and "Oz" all you want, but until you've heard about life in the Big House from the Queen of K-Mart, you've just been living in a fantasy world. Who knew you could make a beaded Santa Claus with the handle of a spoon and shank your enemies with the other end? And that's a good thing. Who has time to do any of this stuff? We don't know about you, but we're pretty busy. Not too busy, though to cram in a grueling workout. Click here to learn how Hall of Famers and Olympic champions find time to stay in shape.

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