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Kevin Garnett
Forward, Minnesota Timberwolves
Randy Moss
Wide receiver, Minnesota Vikings
On the list because at 6-11 and 240 pounds he is the second-leading scorer and number-one rebounder in the NBA, and because his intensity serves as an auxiliary power source for the entire Twin Cities area.
On the list because if he wants the ball you can't have it. Period.