The second half of the season is under way. Let's see what we learned from the images of Week 10.

• "Yes, m-hmm, yes. Yes, I understand it would keep my arm strong throughout the season. But no thank you."

• "Well, on the plus side, it is nice to spread joy to my fellow man."

• "Shh. Quiet. If you really listen, you can hear the Dome speakers all the way out here."

• "Before I eat a bacon double cheeseburger, I like to make sweet, sweet loooooove to it."

• "Yay whatever is happening out there!"

• "Little help, guys? Please? Too much stick'em."

• "My jazz hands will distract him from catching the ball."

• "What's the word for us ... it's right on the tip of my tongue ... umm ... oh, yeah ... sucktastic."

• "Hey! Can someone get my medication? I dropped it. My psychiatrist says I have to have it."

• "Wait ... who is coming in for us at quarterback?! My heart ... my heart!"

• "Bye, loser!" "Hey, I'm standing right here beside you." "No, not you. The guy on the cart."

• "Oh, well. I guess God likes their guy better."

• "Daddy? Why is the man taking pictures of my birthmark?"

• "Great tackle, Dingle!"

• "Your ex-wife called you a Romo? I don't get it." "No, not a 'Romo,' a ..."

• "Wow. He really does have an extra mouth down there that allows him to talk out of it."

• "No, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. I just passed out when I saw us throw it more than four yards down the field."

• "Whoa. Rudi Johnson let himself go when he was hurt."

• "Ref! Look! No. 52 got him right here."

• "Don't you DARE tell me to wear sunscreen! I won't do it!"

• "So you're sticking with that creepy mustache, huh?"

• "Hey, just say the word. Coach is itching for a reason to replace you with Chester Taylor anyway."

• "Seriously? You guys don't get that 'Leave It To Beaver' reference? How young are you?"

• "Guys, look at me! Look guys. Look! I'm doing my Phil Dawson impersonation. Man, I so own Frank Caliendo."

• "Hey, tell your tight end Happy Veterans Day from us."

• "You call it the hamper dance, huh? I like it."

• "Oh, I love playing hand puppets!"

• "I'm the biggest, prettiest girl in the whole fourth grade!"

• "I say there -- are you up for a game of hackey sack?"

• "Actually, I'd prefer if none of you guys sign it so it doesn't lose value. Thanks, though."

• "Help! Help! I can't breathe! Stop laughing and help me!"

DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book – "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck" – is on sale now.