Did you stupidly spend this spring weekend outside instead of watching every minute of the NFL draft? If so, here are some of the sights and sounds that you missed.
DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book: "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck": is on sale now:.