Dear disgruntled fans …

Updated: June 12, 2009, 6:41 PM ET
By DJ Gallo | Page 2

Earlier this week, Pittsburgh Pirates GM Neal Huntington penned an open letter to Pirates fans, explaining that the very unpopular trade of center fielder Nate McLouth was not financially motivated.

Here at Page 2, we don't just aim to serve the fans. We try to help out team front offices, too. So we've come up with this handy form letter for all you hapless sports franchises out there. The next time you need to explain something to your fan base, just fill in the blanks!