Life isn't unfair. Life is flat-out rigged. How else to fathom the residents of Madden, MS (population: 74 or so) receiving free XBox 360s and copies of Madden NFL 07, all while the rest of us -- and I believe this is the technical term -- get jack freakin' squat?
But not to worry. The rest of us unlucky masses can still partake in a gratis Madden experience -- and without the accompanying carpal-tunnel syndrome, to boot. Just play along with Page 2's newest board game, Maddenland ...
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