"[Lady Gaga's] not banned. Celebrities aren't banned. If Michael Jordan showed up here, he would have access [to the clubhouse], but not after a loss." -- New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, following a team clubhouse visit from Lady Gaga.
Wearing a half-buttoned Yankees jersey, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom, the pop singer reportedly swilled whiskey and fondled her chest after talking her way past security, prompting a clubhouse ban from furious Yankees co-chairman Hal Steinbrenner.
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