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Pitching, shmitching. In the World Series, as in everything else, it's all about the uniforms. And while the Astros and White Sox may look fairly traditional today, they both have some major skeletons in their uni closets, like your big sister who was an out-of-control party girl before settling down to raise a family in the suburbs.In fact, these franchises have been so sartorially spectacular (literally: they've made spectacles of themselves) that this would be an ideal time for Major League Baseball to take the unprecedented step of dressing its World Series participants in throwback uniforms. Consider some of the possibilities:
• The 1982 White Sox vs. the 1975 Astros: Whoa, talk about your clash of titans! Nothing says "subtlety" like Chicago's gonzo beach-blanket stripe squaring off against Houston's tequila sunrise (the 1975 version of which had the added bonus of the bull's-eye uni number on the back). Possibly the only uni matchup that could challenge the 1979 Fall Classic -- when the bumblebee Pirates faced the tomato-can Orioles -- for the rank of World Series MVP (that's Most Visually Painful). Free sunglasses for all fans!
• The 1976 White Sox vs. the 1962 Colt .45's: Uni Watch, for one, pines for the politically incorrect days when MLB players could wear a smoking gun on their jerseys. Or the quaint days when they wore wide-collared pajamas. Or that one very special day -- Aug. 8, 1976, to be precise -- when they wore shorts.
• The 1979 Astros vs. the 1988 White Sox: Another classic confrontation: The only franchise ever to have worn uni numbers on the right pant leg vs. the only franchise ever to have worn them on the left pant leg (note that Floyd Bannister had the unfortunate distinction of pitching for both of them). Uni Watch can see the TV graphic now: "The Thigh's the Limit!"
The White Sox, incidentally, have a history of wearing special uniforms for the World Series. In 1917, after dressing like this in the regular season, they trotted out a punchier version for the Series (which they revived as a Sunday alternate uni in 2001). And in the 1959 Series, they lived up to their name by trading in their usual dark stirrups for special white stirrups (which reappeared in 1969, but with blue sanitaries).
The Astros have never been to the Series, natch, but they staked their claim to postseason uni eccentricity earlier this month, by wearing five different uniform combos in Games 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 of the NLCS. They're already off to a good start in the Series, having worn two different uniforms in the first two games, and will wear at least one more now that the Series is shifting to Houston.
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