Why is today different from all other days?
• Mike Epstein: Eppy had a nice little career with the Senators, A's, and Angels, and these days he runs a hitting school. But his shining moment, both as a Jewish ballplayer and as a subject for Uni Watch scrutiny, came back during his minor league days with the Rochester Red Wings, when he drew the Star of David onto his glove. You know that had to make his parents proud.
• Shawn Green: Routinely referred to as the game's most prominent Jewish player (although that may change if his production keeps declining and Kevin Youkilis keeps swatting matzo balls off the Green Monster at Fenway), Green has two interesting uni-related quirks: First, his cap tends to fall off when he's trotting in for a fly ball or chasing a double in the corner (maybe he should get one of these). Fortunately, this scandalous lack of head coverage is mitigated by Green's other uni habit: After hitting a home run in his home ballpark, he'll pick out a kid in the stands and toss the kid his batting gloves. Such a nice boy. (As an aside, the "Y" on Green's jersey appeared to be badly misaligned during last night's season opener against the Cards. His wife lets him dress like that?)
• Gabe Kapler: On Sept. 27, 1999, the Tigers played their last game in Tiger Stadium, with players in the starting lineup wearing the uniform numbers of great Tigers of the past. But Kapler's jersey was blank (as you can sort of see here). What, did they get him a bargain knockoff on closeout or something? No. The real story is that Kapler was wearing Ty Cobb's number -- which, since Cobb played in the era before uni numbers existed, was no number at all. The larger irony: Cobb was a notorious anti-Semite. Uni Watch wonders if anyone at Tigers HQ thought of that when choosing Kapler to represent the Georgia Peach.
• Sandy Koufax: Koufax is a hero to Jewish people because he refused to pitch Game 1 of the 1965 World Series, which fell on Yom Kippur. And he's a hero to Uni Watch because he wore the most consistently perfect stirrups in baseball history, compiling an unblemished record of hosiery magnificence that endures as an inspiration to this day -- even to the goyim.
• Scott Schoeneweis: When Schoeneweis made it to the bigs with the Angels, they assigned him No. 60. What, you're gonna change a good number like that after winning a championship in it? What are you, nuts? So Schoeneweis kept the number during his stints with the White Sox, Blue Jays, and Reds. But when he showed up in Mets camp back in February, he found that he'd been assigned No. 36 -- what kind of cockamamie number is that? Naturally, he was a little verklempt, but don't worry, bubelah -- he talked to some people and got it all straightened out.
But the most interesting intersection of Judaism and baseball uniforms is when a Jewish player suits up for the Indians (as Lou Boudreau, Barry Latman, Jesse Levis, Scott Radinsky, Al Rosen, and Richie Scheinblum have all done, among others). After all, how many people can say, "I'm a member of the Tribe" and have it count two different ways?
News Flash: Clue Train Finally Makes Stop at MLB Offices
Just as Uni Watch had predicted, the brouhaha over Craig Biggio's cap pin had a happy ending. Biggio, ever classy, is charitably characterizing the whole thing as a "misunderstanding" -- yeah, as in, "The MLB dullards misunderstood how they were acting like complete idiots on this one, and embarrassing themselves to boot."
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