An organization that works to register low-income citizens to vote had its Las Vegas office raided Tuesday after allegedly submitting fraudulent registration forms in Nevada for members of the Dallas Cowboys. Although no one actually involved with the NFL had anything to do with the operation, this got us to thinking about what issues are important to NFL players and coaches this election year.

Brett Favre: "I'd like to see stricter emissions standards for lawn tractors, so I can mow to my heart's content with a clear conscience."

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"My time really would be better spent focusing on the Chargers instead of answering questions from the likes of you."

Bill Belichick: "I would propose the 28th amendment: Limiting the freedom of the press."

Tony Romo: "Annex Los Cabos, Mexico."

Adam Jones: "No sales tax on items purchased with singles."

Rod Marinelli: "More regulation. More regulation. More regulation. You can't ever … ever … ever have too much authority."

Jon Gruden: "I think it's time for Congress to get down to business. For example, Rep. Heath Shuler needs to get down here to Tampa immediately and run our scout team. We also might need to activate him at some point."

Justin Fargas: "There should be a monument in D.C. to Huggy Bear. Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson … but no Huggy Bear?"

Brady Quinn: "Naming the Village People to the cabinet would be a wise move in my opinion."

Matt Leinart: "Congressional committees should convene in hot tubs."

Lane Kiffin: "It goes without saying that government needs to take a more proactive role in enforcing the financial terms of contracts."

Rex Grossman: "Clearly, New Year's Eve should be a three-day, federally mandated holiday of celebration. Let's embrace this idea to remove distractions to the American workforce."

Jay Cutler: "I would encourage our legislators to pass a bill officially declaring me the fifth Beatle. I don't cultivate this hairstyle for nothing."

Ricky Williams: "Issues? I'm not sure … but I know I'd like to visit the White House roof sometime with Willie Nelson."

LaDainian Tomlinson: "It's time for all members of Congress to begin wearing tinted, protective shields over their eyes."

Clinton Portis: "I don't think there should be any income tax for anyone who shows up to work in character."

Rob Bironas: "Every household in this great land should receive NFL Sunday Ticket, compliments of the government. That way no one, regardless of race, religion, sexual preference or economic circumstance will ever have to miss me kicking eight thrill-inducing field goals in a single game."

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