| The Damn! Moment of Week 14 | Good, bad, ugly from Week 14 | MatchSport: George Clooney | King Colt |
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| MVP of the day: | Jay Feely | Jerome Bettis | Jerome Bettis | Jay "How ya like me now?" Feely | ||||
| Best play of the day: | Bledsoe's TD throw to Jason Witten. Pure. | Bledsoe flea-flicker to Glenn | Cowboys' flea-flicker. What's not to love? | Shayne Graham's FG (let the Bengals hype continue) | ||||
| Worst play of the day: | Tampa returnman Mark Jones getting tackled by the punter | Kris Brown's inexcusable muffed 31-yarder in Tennessee to lose | Anything Kyle Boller | Every one in the Jets-Raiders game | ||||
| Surprise of the day: | Miami beating San Diego | Miami rolls in San Diego; Nick Saban coach of the year? | Jay Feely makes a game-winner | That Schottenheimer waited this long to choke | ||||
| Key result of the day: | Pittsburgh layin' it on Chicago | Parcells stays alive; badly hurts Vermeil's Chiefs | Texans loss = Reggie Bush. Giddyup! | Vikes can't lose | ||||
| Are you still on or off the Chargers' bandwagon? | Off; was never onboard | Lose to Miami and Indy is next? Barrel-roll off. | One foot on the curb | Off whenever they don't wear the powder blues | ||||
| Are you still on or off the Chiefs' bandwagon? | Still onboard | Still on ... just for Dicky V. | Still off | Off. C'mon coach, stop crying! Fine, I'm on. I'm back on. | ||||
| Are you on or still off the Vikings' bandwagon? | Off; was never onboard | On ... and clearing room for a lengthy stay | All aboard, mateys! | If the bandwagon is anything like the boat then I'm totally on | ||||
| Kyle Orton or Rex Grossman? | Orton | Grossman; give Orton time off to groom beard | How 'bout a Juggs machine? | Orton; this isn't the SEC | ||||
| The 49ers' performance in 5 words or less: | Finish season, don't get hurt | One step closer to Bush! | Football-ish | Sadder than the training video | ||||
| The Bills' performance in 5 words or less: | Par for the course | Winter is just starting? Ugh. | Losmantacular. | Pray for a strike | ||||
| The Panthers are ... | best in league's toughest division | unpredictable little rascals | getting worse | probably going home early | ||||
| The Patriots are ... | best in league's weakest division | laying in the weeds | getting better | nothing like they were on paper in August | ||||
| Tom Brady was SI Sportsman of the Year. Who should've won? | Lance Armstrong | Jason Gore: golfer fell down 7 times, got up 8 and smiled all the while | Roger Federer | Greg Brady | ||||
| Mike Vick does what the rest of the season? | Hangs out in GM's office saying things like, "Let's just talk about T.O. the receiver for a minute." | Leads Atlanta to January; I'm the last Vick Believer | Make January vacation plans | After Monday's win? Loses | ||||
| We have to ask (again): Do the Colts go 16-0? | No | As Belushi said in 'Animal House': (Belch) "Why not?" | Looking more likely | Nope. Christmas Eve, it ends. | ||||
| Is Chris Simms good enough to be playing in the Super Bowl? | Was Trent Dilfer? Sure. | Nay, brother | Why not? Remember MVP Larry Brown? | Not even in Madden with the passing cones off | ||||
| Where is Matt Leinart playing in 2006? | Somewhere as a third-round pick, #2 QB | J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets! | Probably Jets, maybe Packers | J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets | ||||
| Tom Coughlin or Herm Edwards? | Herm. Better storyteller at meeting time. | Herm -- life would be better with a daily Herm Edwards pep talk | Larry Brown, or even that kid Nets coach | Coughlin | ||||
| First coach you would get rid of: | Dick Vermeil. Rising health insurance costs. | Has to be Norv Turner | Brian Billick | Brian Billick. Some people just need to be humbled | ||||
| Coach who may get fired who shouldn't: | Norv Turner | Dom Capers | None. Win or get out. | Mike Tice. Hey, I still need tickets. | ||||
| Score of next week's Chargers-Colts game: | 27-21, Colts | Indy 31, San Diego 17 ... the march goes on | 35-24, Colts | Colts 45, Chargers 17 | ||||