You can solve the Yankees' problems!
Directions:
Print it out, make copies for co-workers, grab a pen, scan the lists, connect solutions to appropriate person, save the empire, kill the work day.
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SOLUTION Trade Release Acquire Fire Hire Promote Demote Rent Bench Annex Arrest Slap Spank Berate Silence Re-Test Arrest Mock Banish Quarantine Resurrect Pummel Remove captaincy |
PERSON Kevin Brown Brian Cashman Alex Rodriguez Jason Giambi Gordon and Rivera Randy Johnson The "hat" truck driver Roger Clemens Jaret Wright Sean Henn Curt Schilling Rudy Giuliani Eric Duncan Ronan Tynan George Steinbrenner The Marlins' pitching staff Don Mattingly Don Zimmer Fans in the bleachers Brian Roberts Luis Sojo Paul O'Neill Derek Jeter |
Stark: Rumblings & Grumblings