Page 2 staff

Once again, welcome back to the 4th annual Page 2 Invitational Tournament -- now known as . . . The PIT.

The regional finals are here, which means our remaining players really had to earn their stripes in Round 3.

The Nationals advance after a buzzer-beater against Howard Stern. Anna Benson continues to roll, but now faces off against 200 pounds of multi-millionaires in the Olsen Twins. Vegas won't even touch this one.

Also, the Desperate Housewives take on the lovely and talented (talented? sure, why not?) Mrs. Tiger Woods. Jon Stewart is in the mix, too; but if we televised this thing, we probably would have his matchup on tape delay. Hey, we're just being honest.

We're only a couple wins away from our "One Shining Moment," so go click away and do your voting thing.

TOPEKA (KANSAS) REGION
First round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Cigarettes
(16) Steroids
(16) Steroids
(8) The Clear
(16) Steroids
(13) Mary Kate
and Ashley
(13) Mary Kate
and Ashley
(8) The Clear
(9) The Cream
(5) Barry Bonds
(12) Fred Sanford
(12) Fred Sanford
(13) Mary Kate
and Ashley
(4) Jose and Ozzie
(13) Mary Kate
and Ashley
(6) Bronson Arroyo
(11) Bo Derek
(11) Bo Derek
(14) Trot Nixon
(11) Bo Derek
(2) Anna Benson
(2) Anna Benson
(3) Alex Rodriguez
(14) Trot Nixon
(7) Appearing at
card shows
(10) Appearing before
Congress
(10) Appearing before
Congress
(2) Anna Benson
(2) Anna Benson
(15) Mr. Met

RACINE (WISCONSIN) REGION
First round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Desperate Housewives
MNF promos
(16) Desperate housewives
e-mail spam
(1) Desperate Housewives
MNF promos
(9) Bill Belichick
(1) Desperate Housewives
MNF promos
(13) Tony Soprano
(1) Desperate Housewives
MNF promos
(8) Ken Jennings
(9) Bill Belichick
(5) Maurice Clarett
(12) Zippy Chippy
(12) Zippy Chippy
(13) Tony Soprano
(4) John Chaney
(13) Tony Soprano
(6) New England Patriots
(11) USC Trojans
(6) New England Patriots
(14) Tiger Woods
(6) New England Patriots
(7) Elin Nordegren
(7) Elin Nordegren
(3) Phil Mickelson
(14) Tiger Woods
(7) Elin Nordegren
(10) Amy Mickelson
(7) Elin Nordegren
(2) Gary Bettman
and the NHL
(2) Gary Bettman
and the NHL
(15) Jim Jones and
the People's Temple

STOCKTON (CALIF.) REGION
First round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Jon Stewart
(16) Dan Rather
(1) Jon Stewart
(9) Blogs
(1) Jon Stewart
(12) Texas Hold 'Em
(1) Jon Stewart
(8) New York Times
(9) Blogs
(5) Social Security
personal accounts
(12) Texas Hold 'Em
(12) Texas Hold 'Em
(13) Britney's marriage
(4) Gay marriage
(13) Britney's marriage
(6) Youppi!
(11) Howard Dean
(6) Youppi!
(3) Washington Nationals
(3) Washington Nationals
(2) Howard Stern
(3) Washington Nationals
(3) Washington Nationals
(14) Washington pundits
(7) Donald Trump
(10) Martha Stewart
(7) Donald Trump
(2) Howard Stern
(2) Howard Stern
(15) Parents Television
Council

ROCKFORD (ILLINOIS) REGION
First round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Kobe and Shaq
(16) Brad and Jen
(16) Brad and Jen
(9) Dogs playing
poker
(9) Dogs playing
poker
(5) Paris Hilton
(5) Paris Hilton
(8) Celebrities playing
poker
(9) Dogs playing
poker
(5) Paris Hilton
(12) 411
(5) Paris Hilton
(13) Milli Vanilli
(4) Ashlee Simpson
(13) Milli Vanilli
(6) Clint Eastwood
(11) Martin Scorsese
(6) Clint Eastwood
(14) Harry Potter
(6) Clint Eastwood
(7) Hilary Swank
(6) Clint Eastwood
(3) DaVinci Code
(14) Harry Potter
(7) Hilary Swank
(10) Ron Artest
(7) Hilary Swank
(2) Jacko trial
(2) Jacko trial
(15) Baretta trial