Psycho fan guide: Mascot theft
No doubt about it, it takes effort to be a truly devoted fan, but as everyone knows, teams with hard-core fans historically perform better than those without. So what if you could learn to be more hard-core? You might actually help your team win more games. Crazy idea? Don't think so. Check out the ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior. It's packed with expert advice guaranteed to help you excel in every game situation -- home or away, rain or shine, front row or nosebleed seats.
Today's advice, how to properly steal your rival's mascot. Read it. Learn it. Live it.