yahoo.com – Give Simmons his props, because he called this one a while back. Before you start in with all the emails about me serving as his personal lackey, remember that I'm just building him up for the gigantic fall that is going to be BS Exposed: Volume I

ringside.de (Joe E., San Francisco; note – this contains immediate sound) – Who is this guy, you ask? I have absolutely no idea. I picture him walking over to each boxer/celebrity, talking non-stop in German while sporting a crazed smile, and then throwing his arm around the frightened and confused target for a quick picture. I bet after every single one of these pictures, the boxer/celebrity frantically looked around screaming, "What the hell was that!!??" Strangest link yet.

cleveland.com (Dave from Niskayuna, NY) – Cool interview with Dave Roberts breaking down The Steal. Or, as I like to call it, "the undeniably pivotal and momentum-changing steal that is being exaggerated as if it's the most important play in the history of baseball." And yes, I'm ducking while I type that.

online.ie – Quentin Tarantino and Eddie Murphy are in talks to do Beverly Hills Cop 4. Well that makes sense. Unconventional dialogue, sadistic violence, and kung-fu were all staples of the first three Cop movies. This is a tremendous idea.

ew.com – Trust me, I don't feel right harping on this "Tom Cruise is a raving lunatic" thing. I mean, enough is enough, right? Let's spread the ball around. But look at what happened to the Heat when Damon Jones started freelancing instead of feeding Shaq down the stretch. I refuse to go down that path. As long as Scientology Boy can keep this up, I've got to keep going to him.

THURSDAY
dailyastorian.com (Carey L.) – Chunk seems to be doing well for himself as an attorney, but let's pretend for a second that he became a highly successful actor who could never escape his breakthrough character. The question is this: would you take fame and fortune if it meant being eternally known for the Truffle Shuffle? If ten-thousand college football fans still baited you into an impromptu performance a decade later? In the words of Lieutenant Commander Jester, "I don't know. I just don't know."

yahoo.com – Just because I don't get the whole metrosexual phenomenon doesn't mean that I'm intolerant of it. Some men look up to Clint Eastwood, others aspire to be Ryan Seacrest. To each their own. But when someone starts equating this trend to novel social progress, well then I have a problem. We're talking about gallons of hair gel, tight-fitting tee-shirts, and cologne that announces your arrival from a mile away, not civil rights or the creation of The Box cut. "We are watching the birth of the hybrid man ... "? Please.

kurtrambis.com (Doug H.) – I'm neither endorsing nor condemning the opinions of this site. For me, it's all about that picture, which helps illustrate the point that they just don't make rivalries like they used to. Can you imagine Rambis applauding while McHale and the Celtics received their championship rings? Me neither.

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