Welcome to media day   

Updated: January 31, 2007, 10:58 AM ET

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PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI

MediaDay
The most candid and engaging player on the Bears, Muhsin Muhammad, makes time for a reporter who spent at least $150 on that haircut.

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Steve Mariucci and Rich Eisen pretend they think Deion Sanders is funny for the 145,675th time in the past four months. We're nearing some sort of record.

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Media day always has its share of intimate moments. I think these guys went out for ice cream after the hour was up.

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I want to see this framed photo of Kyle Orton and Brian Griese hanging in a Chicago art gallery along with the caption, "We can't believe one of us isn't starting over Rex Grossman."

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Check out poor Kyle Orton -- he went Ron Burgundy on us! I kept expecting him to stand up and start staggering around the stadium while swigging from a carton of warm milk.

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Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book "Now I Can Die In Peace" is available in paperback.